What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[IggytheBorg]

I've been ranting that Tarantino's movies have been like fucking cartoons ever since the Kill Bill films. He hasn't made a serious movie that I've liked unreserervedly since Jackie Brown.

[Timothy225]

You two should fuck. Without lube. Just use blood.

That's how I see both of you:

More like this.

Actually, thought you two were more like...

[Nathan]

Hateful Eight.

EHHHHhhhhhh. Not a fan. At all. Everyone felt like a fucking cartoon character. Tatum was TERRIBLE. Also, did anyone else feel like they were watching a different movie depending on the music cues? I swear to fuck it sounded like The Thing at some points. Distracting as all get out.

Oh well, first Tarantino movie that did nothing for me. Not a bad track record.

I totally get everyone saying this could be a play.

JJL was great however. Best part of the movie by far. Goggins was terrible until the end when he morphed right into Boyd Crowder. The Mexican felt like I was watching Speedy Gonzales. Tim Roth should have been Waltz. Madsen is embarrassing. Russell was okay but the character was so unlikeable it didn't matter. Ugh. Zoe Bell was in a completely different movie. So wish I would have rented this first instead of buying and I'm so fucking glad I didn't end up going to the ridiculous 3+ hour version of this in the theater.

I had zero desire to see this. Only saw 15 minutes of Django, basterds was OK and I have no desire to re-watch Kill Bill.

[FilmNerdJamie]

While I approve of your burn, I lost respect for Newman upon hearing he couldn't get Cloris Leachman to fuck him.

[Anderson]

While I approve of your burn, I lost respect for Newman upon hearing he couldn't get Cloris Leachman to fuck him.

Cloris Leachman is a bit of a basket case, so dick dodged crazy?

[Abraham Smashington]

The Force Awakens. Still so fucking awesome. SO AWESOME.

[Timothy225]

Ant-Man. Damn, was this GOOD. Kind of a light film yet heavy on the comedy, a la Guardians of the Galaxy, but it was par for the course for a Marvel film. You had your superhero, super villain, Hydra vs. SHIELD, cameos, call backs to various Marvel flicks including hints as to what's coming in Civil War and so on. Special effects were pretty slick and the whole film felt vibrant and energetic. In short it was a FUN experience, just like most other Marvel fare.

Again, WB/DC just doesn't get it - the superhero flicks need to have a fun factor to 'em, otherwise what's the point? More slogging through grimdark, deconstructionist shit, where everyone has to be Batman or totes uncool? Fuck that, gimme a guy riding a flying ant and beating up bad guys.

[IggytheBorg]

Grimdark has its place. But for the most part I agree.

[Matt]

THE BIG LEBOWSKI

Finally saw it after all of these years. It was good and we laughed/smirked for most of the runtime, and I get why there's a cult around it, but it wasn't 'top tier' Coen Bros for us. We certainly enjoyed BURN AFTER READING a lot more.

John Goodman absolutely killed it, though. I wanted more of him and less of The Dude, in all honesty. He was on an entirely different plane of awesomeness.

[Abraham Smashington]

wait, you had never seen The Big Lebowski? Crazy.

All about the Nihlists.

[Matt]

Cool to see Aimee Mann in there as a cameo.

The movie was OK and we enjoyed it, we just didn't love it. Definitely a 'one and done', whereas we've been riffing on BURN AFTER READING for the better part of a week. Pretty sure I'm going to end up buying that one.

[Nathan]

Cool to see Aimee Mann in there as a cameo.

The movie was OK and we enjoyed it, we just didn't love it. Definitely a 'one and done', whereas we've been riffing on BURN AFTER READING for the better part of a week. Pretty sure I'm going to end up buying that one.

I didn't begin to like until multiple viewings. I'd suggest another watch in a few months.

[Nathan]

The Force Awakens. Still so fucking awesome. SO AWESOME.

Our copy arrives tomorrow.

[Matt]

I didn't begin to like until multiple viewings. I'd suggest another watch in a few months.

I've heard that this one is a grower from others as well. Maybe I'll give it another shot in a year or so. Again, we liked it...we just didn't love it.

[Abraham Smashington]

Our copy arrives tomorrow.

Already watched it twice and will watch it again tomorrow when I pick up the blu.