What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[Anderson]

this was a more boring Panic Room for me. But at least Panic Room had Jared Leto in cornrows.

Now, you're just provoking me.

[Abraham Smashington]

I know. I'm bored and waiting for my dinner to finish.

[Abraham Smashington]

Glad you liked LDR: EDGE OF TOMORROW, Rob. That film is the fucking goods.

Yeah, Cruise did some solid work. It also fucking flew by.

[Captain Russ]

this was a more boring Panic Room for me. But at least Panic Room had Jared Leto in cornrows.

You are being silly.

[BillyG]

Panic Room is bad.

[Matt]

But Dwight Yoakam is amazing in it.

[Abraham Smashington]

Yeah he is.

[Nathan]

Panic Room is bad.

Yarp.

[IggytheBorg]

The Hunger Games: Catching Fire. As the mythology of this universe continues to develop, I like these films a little more. PSH was good, if underutilized. Woody was awesome. Sutherland dripped menace. Even Lawrence was convincing; particularly that 1st speech on the tour. It may not have had the gravitas of the first, but I enjoyed it at least as much. And watching Lenny Kravitz get the shit beat out of him was worth the price of admission alone.

[Matt]

And watching Lenny Kravitz get the shit beat out of him was worth the price of admission alone.

Will somebody please explain to me why this sentence is making me laugh so hard?

[IggytheBorg]

I can't explain why, but I've never liked Lenny Kravitz.

[B_Metal]

Half Anti-semitism will not be tolerated around here Iggy. Also Lenny Kravitz is a cool bro, not Dave Grohl cool, but cool enough.

[Captain Russ]

Matt hates that the Jewish delegation got him as their pick in the racial draft.

It was eight years ago man. Let love rule.

[Matt]

THE SECRET LIFE OF WALTER MITTY

This felt like a first draft of a screenplay. It lays out the ideas but doesn't really flesh them out. Stiller compensates for this lack of depth by over-directing it and trying to give the film a sense of gravitas that really isn't earned by the script.

Also, the basic concept of Walter Mitty is that he's a daydreamer. That concept gets used for the first half hour and then is largely dropped for the remainder of the film. If you're gonna go that route, why even call the film TSLoWM?

It's not bad, but it's just kinda there.

[IggytheBorg]

Half Anti-semitism will not be tolerated around here Iggy. Also Lenny Kravitz is a cool bro, not Dave Grohl cool, but cool enough.

I'm pretty sure my dislike is based on his middle of the road, blase music and not anything ethnic or religious. [Sigh] When you fuckers start this shit, I just want to . . . I dunno. . . get away. I wanna FLY away. Yeah. YEAH! That's it.