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Death Race 2008 version. Honestly not as bad as I thought it would be (it caught my slight interest, and now that I have Netflix i figured why not).. Good action, some cheezy dialogue, actual good kill scenes, Jason Statham more ripped than I have ever seen him (especially for not really fighting anyone) and his navigator was HOT!!!.. Over all not badI'm Asian. I have naturally squinty eyes, which helps when reading small print/text.--Nerdious
Sasha Grey makes my willy do things that my balls are scared of.--Ari
Oh Wendy O. How she makes my balls climb into my scrotum.--Rob
She doesn't have a hippo shaped cock.--Ari
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TO LIVE AND DIE IN LA: Never seen it before. It's pretty great. I think I like THE FRENCH CONNECTION more, though. Seeing as I was, like, five when this was made, it's exactly how I figure being a Fed was like in early-'80's LA. I am convinced that Petersen is kind of a dick in real life since pretty much all his characters are the same.
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Originally posted by Rob View PostI just was not a fan of Generation Kill. At all.
It takes a couple episodes to really get into it, but it is fucking light years ahead of Jarhead.
Also saw Redbelt an hour or so ago. Very good Mamet flick, and Chewie Ejiofor is his usual awesome self (albeit more awesome, as he can beat the shit out of motherfuckers). The usual Mamet repartory is here (with Ed O'Neill there in a "blink and you miss him" cameo), as well as some new blood in Tim Allen (who played shitass Hollywood actor, and played it well).Me quick one want slow
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I watched 4 episodes. That show just pissed me off. I'm not a fan of war movies/shows for the most part. Growing up in a military family will do that to you."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson
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And what spectacular tits he/she had. I wonder where Joyce is now.
I'd also always look forward to scenes in her brother's room with his wall art displayed everywhere. Herpetology nerds ftw.Last edited by PHEDG; 02-28-2009, 08:44 PM.
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Originally posted by Rob View PostI watched 4 episodes. That show just pissed me off. I'm not a fan of war movies/shows for the most part. Growing up in a military family will do that to you."Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.
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And that's just it. The idiocy of it all got to me. Only knowing my dad and other family members that are/were in the military it pissed me off. And having an uncle back in Iraq (his 3rd tour already) who isn't an idiot annoyed me about this show. I already know how fucked we are as a country, I don't need to watch it on tv."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson
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That's pretty much the same reasoning I've had as to why I haven't really read any books about the war. I've seen what's been going on, I know how it's been fucked up. I don't need the additional grief at the moment. If I have some interest down the line. I'll take a look.
Now to get back on topic: I saw a midnight showing of Roadhouse. Oh my!"Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.
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Going along with To Live and Die in L.A. and the William Petersen-a-pa-looza that was the 80s, I picked up Manhunter yesterday.
The pacing is a bit slower, and more meditative (shocking) than the Ratner redux that was Red Dragon.Tom Noonan has a monopoly on the psychopath role. As much as I like Ralph Fiennes, he has fuck all on Noonan's Tooth Fairy. (And the overexposed Hopkins Lecter makes me wish they had brought Brian Cox back for Silence of the Lambs).
Definitely my favorite Harris-adapted film (though Demme's Lambs is still very very good), and that ending was fucking great.
Surprise surprise, I liked a Michael Mann movie.Me quick one want slow
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3 movies
#1 Dragon wars = Lame and Fail
#2 Sukiyaki Western Django= Japanese gun slinging set in the old west, but sort of not really... ( based on clothes and the way they talk) also has Quentin Tarantino in it, wasn't horrible but wasn't great either
#3 Kiltro= Spanish kungfu movie about a man who has to find the strength with in himself and control his kungfu to save the one he loves, No budget for fake blood, but budget for CG blood??, a few good fighting scenes, and a very cute actress Caterina Jadresic; which I have yet to find 1 descent picture of because she has not acted in anything else, or done anything elseI'm Asian. I have naturally squinty eyes, which helps when reading small print/text.--Nerdious
Sasha Grey makes my willy do things that my balls are scared of.--Ari
Oh Wendy O. How she makes my balls climb into my scrotum.--Rob
She doesn't have a hippo shaped cock.--Ari
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