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Originally posted by Abraham Smashington View PostDevil's is the pinnacle of Zombie's directing thus far.
Originally posted by Abraham Smashington View PostI had hopes for Lords of Salem but I still have yet to make it through it. I really need to give it another chance.
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I forgot to mention, I smashed out Curse of Chucky for Halloween.
All criticisms accepted, I kinda loved it. Its beautifully shot, steadily paced and a super-solid reboot and continuation of the franchise. It's up there with the first Child's Play and Bride as one of the better ones.I experienced an invasion of my mind by a transcendentally rational mind, as if I had been insane all my life and suddenly I had become sane.
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Catch-up time:
Moneyball (2011)
****
Glorious. I was unsure whether my lack of baseball knowledge would prove an obstacle, given the specifics of the premise. But rather than detract from the film, I found my detachment (as a non-follower of the sport) allowed me to experience the team's triumphs and disappointments with maximum impact, free from any potential bias. Possibly my favourite Pitt performance. Definitely worthy of a repeat viewing.
Bridesmaids (2011)
**
That's it? Some moderately interesting actresses - as opposed to some moderately interesting actors - in bawdy situations? I found it hard to care about any of these women, as I generally dislike comedies which "reach" - i.e. try to prod me into laughing by lingering on something crude/shocking (a sorry consequence of the Apatow brand). Maybe I'm alone on this, but that doesn't automatically make something funnier. Very often it just makes it tiresome. Super-weak.
30 Minutes or Less (2011)
**
This was also surprisingly bland. I sensed it had the potential to do more than simply allude to vintage buddy comedies, considering some of those involved. But I found the generic post-Apatow feel (where much of the humour feels improvised even when it might be scripted) really tawdry here. Not quite Cop Out tawdry, but deeply unremarkable nonetheless."The bear is a solitary animal. They like their space. They live in a magic circle. They don't mind if you're, like, a mile away. But if you get inside their circle, they will maul you." - Anonymous
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Bridesmaid, while not a masterpiece, is still pretty damn funny.
Baraka
Still is probably my favorite documentary ever. A masterpiece. In Bluray, probably the most gorgeous movie ever.
I really need to see Samara.BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON
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ENDER'S GAME
God help me, I fucking loved this. I'm completely surprised by that reaction, but there it is. It flat out worked for me from beginning to end. Every single actor is 100% engaged in the material, especially Harrison Ford. This is the best work that I've seen from him in over a decade.
It's perhaps a tad too fast paced (especially in the beginning, where they quite literally throw you right into the middle of a scene), but that didn't stop me from being completely enthralled in it.Originally posted by MartinWho the fuck is Kellan Lutz?Originally posted by gravediggerBasically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.Originally posted by MartinAnd who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?
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All Is Lost (e.g., my time and money)
I was going in expecting something similar to Castaway. Well take away the dialogue, scenery, and heart. It was a total snoozefest. I don't agree with the various award predictions. After reading Matt's review I wish I had gone to see Ender's Game instead.
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Originally posted by Abraham Smashington View PostThe Devil's Rejects. Yep, still awesome. Still worthy of being in my top 20 of all time. Moseley is amazing in this and that hotel scene is still horrifying."Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci
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Originally posted by Matt View PostENDER'S GAME
God help me, I fucking loved this. I'm completely surprised by that reaction, but there it is. It flat out worked for me from beginning to end. Every single actor is 100% engaged in the material, especially Harrison Ford. This is the best work that I've seen from him in over a decade.
It's perhaps a tad too fast paced (especially in the beginning, where they quite literally throw you right into the middle of a scene), but that didn't stop me from being completely enthralled in it.
No matter, I'll catch this on Blu, but good to know it doesn't suck.BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON
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Originally posted by Matt View PostENDER'S GAME
God help me, I fucking loved this. I'm completely surprised by that reaction, but there it is. It flat out worked for me from beginning to end. Every single actor is 100% engaged in the material, especially Harrison Ford. This is the best work that I've seen from him in over a decade.
It's perhaps a tad too fast paced (especially in the beginning, where they quite literally throw you right into the middle of a scene), but that didn't stop me from being completely enthralled in it.
I liked the opening, but the rest of the movie never caught up. Very forgettable, but not bad.My readers come to me for my thoughts and opinions. I've built myself into a brand
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Thor: The Dark World (viewing 2)
aka I paid more attention this time.
Chris O' Dowd wasn't Donald Blake. LET DOWN. The humor works the best for me out of all the Marvel movies. However, Malekith and Kurse are very limited in terms of what they can do.
Heimdall and Frigga got bigger roles, but again...if you're not a fan you don't who they are or care.
The Guardians of the Galaxy mid credits scene works better for me this time. Even though, it still looks like a left over set from a Roddenberry production.
I also noticed the Adam Warlock cocoon behind Sif and Volstagg this time.
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Thinking more on ENDER'S GAME, I finally figured out why I liked it so much: it did an excellent job of showing intelligence onscreen. It let smart characters BE SMART and show off why they have the positions that they have. Ender isn't just called 'the best' and we're told to believe it...rather, the film makes a point of showing many different ways in which he's particularly savvy, especially when dealing with bullies. When Ford smiles over one of the things that Ender does, it only mirrors your own smile. I enjoyed that very much, and it's there for the entire film.Originally posted by MartinWho the fuck is Kellan Lutz?Originally posted by gravediggerBasically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.Originally posted by MartinAnd who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?
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Pirates 1. Been in the mood for some piratey action and this movie still works completely for me. The fight between Jack and Barbosa in the caves is still awesome as is the shots of the ghost pirates walking underwater towards the ships.
I wish they would have picked someone besides Orlando Bloom but that is about the only nitpick I have with this entry. Just a fun time."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson
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Originally posted by Bobby Bear View PostCatch-up time:
Moneyball (2011)
****
Glorious. I was unsure whether my lack of baseball knowledge would prove an obstacle, given the specifics of the premise. But rather than detract from the film, I found my detachment (as a non-follower of the sport) allowed me to experience the team's triumphs and disappointments with maximum impact, free from any potential bias. Possibly my favourite Pitt performance. Definitely worthy of a repeat viewing.
Originally posted by Matt View PostENDER'S GAME
God help me, I fucking loved this. I'm completely surprised by that reaction, but there it is. It flat out worked for me from beginning to end. Every single actor is 100% engaged in the material, especially Harrison Ford. This is the best work that I've seen from him in over a decade.
It's perhaps a tad too fast paced (especially in the beginning, where they quite literally throw you right into the middle of a scene), but that didn't stop me from being completely enthralled in it.I experienced an invasion of my mind by a transcendentally rational mind, as if I had been insane all my life and suddenly I had become sane.
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