What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[Abraham Smashington]

Heck yeah, it's great.

[Matt]

My only kinda gripe is that, with the remastering, they altered some of the sound effects. His gunshots with that laser sighted handgun? They sound different. Not bad, just different.

[Captain Russ]

TECHNOIR baybayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Matt]

You got me burnin'...
You got me burnin'...
You got me burnin' in the thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiird degree...

Totally buying this shirt on the next sale, too: http://www.lastexittonowhere.com/sho...k-regular-fit/

[IggytheBorg]

That is awesome.

[Captain Russ]

Pain & Gain.

Let me shamelessly crib from a fellow scholar's mathematical theorem and apply it to this film:

Normally if you go one-on-one with a Michael Bay movie, you have a fifty-fifty chance of enjoying it. But I'm a genetic freak, and I'm not normal. You've got a 25%, at best, of satisfying me. And then you add in Marky Mark to the mix, your chances of satisfaction drastically go down. See, with the film Pain & Gain, you have a 33 and 1/3 chance of being satisfied with a fictional account of horrible kidnappings, murders, dismemberment, and meathead homophobic, racist humor. But I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of dismissing it outright from the trailer, cause Michael Bay knows he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try. So you take your 33 and 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance, and you've got an 8 and 1/3 chance of enjoying Pain & Gain more than I did. But then you take my 75% chance of not enjoying this movie, if we was to all see it, and then add 66 and 2/3 percent, I have 141 and 2/3 percent chance of not digging Pain & Gain. You see errbody, the numbers don't lie.

Just a waste of time, money, effort and HGH.

No sympy/5.

[Captain Russ]

And even through that mess, The Rock came out smelling like a rose covered in baby oil and topical steroid cream.

[Abraham Smashington]

This on demand?

[Nathan]

This on demand?

Please say yes

[Captain Russ]

They had it on PSN before blu/dvd. Not sure about the other channels of distribution.

[B_Metal]

Pain & Gain.

Let me shamelessly crib from a fellow scholar's mathematical theorem and apply it to this film:

Normally if you go one-on-one with a Michael Bay movie, you have a fifty-fifty chance of enjoying it. But I'm a genetic freak, and I'm not normal. You've got a 25%, at best, of satisfying me. And then you add in Marky Mark to the mix, your chances of satisfaction drastically go down. See, with the film Pain & Gain, you have a 33 and 1/3 chance of being satisfied with a fictional account of horrible kidnappings, murders, dismemberment, and meathead homophobic, racist humor. But I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of dismissing it outright from the trailer, cause Michael Bay knows he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try. So you take your 33 and 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance, and you've got an 8 and 1/3 chance of enjoying Pain & Gain more than I did. But then you take my 75% chance of not enjoying this movie, if we was to all see it, and then add 66 and 2/3 percent, I have 141 and 2/3 percent chance of not digging Pain & Gain. You see errbody, the numbers don't lie.

Just a waste of time, money, effort and HGH.

No sympy/5.

Sorry Tim, but today Russ is King of all the things.

[Martin]

Ted

Wasn't half as bad as I expected it to be. Took a weird fucking turn in the 3rd act with real life psycho Giovanni Scientology, but overall, that was actually fun. Fucking loved the Flash Gordon parts, as did the grocery owner.

Also, Mila Kunis is GODDAMN,

[Captain Russ]

Elysium, aka the one that did the best this summer.

Lots of obvious subtext and text regarding class warfare and immigration with enough action and Kruger to keep it interesting. The ending was sort of groan worthy but served Damon's story. He was lying though -- that kid's story was doodoo.

Barely recognized Nascimiento from Tropa de Elite.

[Martin]

Good to know it's good.

Nascimiento is the 21st century BADASS.

[Abraham Smashington]

GI JOE 2. Not bad at all. Not as much fun as the first, but I actually dug it. The Rock was awesome (like usual) and Ray Stevenson as Firefly was great. Kinda wish they wouldn't have killed off Tatum (OMG SPOILERZ) but it wasn't as bad as people made it out.

That ninja cliff scene was fucking AWESOME. I also got a nerd boner seeing Cobra Commander all decked out like the comics. That was great.