What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[Timothy225]

Grown Ups 2 can go fuck itself bloody and raw. Our money's going to Pacific Rim this weekend.

[Matt]

It's funny to look at the commercials/trailers for GROWN UPS 2. Seriously, those clips are drawn from the 'best scenes' in the film? It's just pathetic.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Seriously, those clips are drawn from the 'best scenes' in the film?

Far from it.

[B_Metal]

Grown Ups 2.

Fucking brillaint in its terribleness. I'm convinced Sandler and Dugan try to out-shit themselves every time out. Ends with a battle between what appears to be the entire town's population and the frat boy snobs (led by Taylor Lautner). Every kind of lazy joke far as the eye can see. This shit is Bad Boys 2 level of epic excess.

Me: Hey Stone Cold, how do you feel about Jamie shitting on Bad Boys 2?

Stone Cold:

But yeah, never saw the first Grown ups, won't see the sequel.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Me: Hey Stone Cold, how do you feel about Jamie shitting on Bad Boys 2?

Stone Cold:

But yeah, never saw the first Grown ups, won't see the sequel.

Stone Cold is in Grown Ups 2...

[B_Metal]

Rednecks gotta eat. Still not seeing that piece of shit, or as Steve would say.....

[Martin]

Bad Boys 2 is epic in greatness. It's magic.

Grown Ups 2 is a harmless Sandler's flick is purely design to draw retards into a theater.

[B_Metal]

*BRO-FIST*

[BillyG]

"The Wettest County In The World" was such a good title. "Lawless" is a wet fart.

[Martin]

Despicable Me 2

Matt said it best. Fun fun fun.

[IggytheBorg]

Del Toro's remake of "Don't Be Afraid of the Dark". This was a fun little flick. The creatures were truly menacing & evil. But for some reason, despite a truly awesome creepy old house set, this one didn't pack the shivery scariness of the original made for TV version. Maybe that's just a personal thing with me, because I saw the original on TV in the 70's & it scared the shit out of me. Or maybe it was the score. The 70's version had all this odd, unsettling synthesized stuff going on, and the remake's seemed to be more orchestral, which didn't add to the atmoshpere at all. I actually noticed it a couple times because it felt inappropriately bright in scenes where dark & sinister were called for. Like I said, a neat, fun little flick & definitely worth a watch, but came across more like a Neil Gaimanesque dark fantasy than a truly scary horror film. It certainly doesn't displace the original.

[Ben Thomas]

French Connection II

Amazing. I'll allow that it's tonally a bit off from the original, but shit - Hackman brings his A-game, as does Frankenheimer. It's a little long in the middle, but I like how painful and drawn-out the cold turkey sequence was. And the last 30 minutes is just all awesome. The ending to the original is one of my all-time favourites, but actually I think I love this ending just as much. Up there with the best sequels in my opinion right now.

[Matt]

HORRIBLE BOSSES

Funnier than I expected. It's a 'one and done' but was worth the effort. Good GOD does Spacey know how to play an asshole.

[Abraham Smashington]

Aniston was smoking in that.

[Abraham Smashington]

Del Toro's remake of "Don't Be Afraid of the Dark". This was a fun little flick. The creatures were truly menacing & evil. But for some reason, despite a truly awesome creepy old house set, this one didn't pack the shivery scariness of the original made for TV version. Maybe that's just a personal thing with me, because I saw the original on TV in the 70's & it scared the shit out of me. Or maybe it was the score. The 70's version had all this odd, unsettling synthesized stuff going on, and the remake's seemed to be more orchestral, which didn't add to the atmoshpere at all. I actually noticed it a couple times because it felt inappropriately bright in scenes where dark & sinister were called for. Like I said, a neat, fun little flick & definitely worth a watch, but came across more like a Neil Gaimanesque dark fantasy than a truly scary horror film. It certainly doesn't displace the original.

I flat out hated this movie. So much.