What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[Abraham Smashington]

The minions are awesome. And I love Gru or whatever. Carrell's voice work makes me laugh. That being said, it's no Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs. That movie surprised the hell out of me at how funny it was.

[BillyG]

I could not muster a single smile out of the entire thing. It was an exercise in how far will Bill go for a girl.

[Matt]

I was pretty meh on the first one as well. The wife loved it, so taking her to see the sequel was really one of those 'one for me, one for her' kinda deals. As such, I was really surprised at how much I liked the sequel. There are some genuinely funny moments in here that had me laughing pretty hard, usually due to the minions.

You can totally wait for DVD/blu ray on this one, but if you're FORCED to go to see it, you'll survive and probably enjoy the experience.

[BillyG]

You can totally wait for DVD/blu ray on this one, but if you're FORCED to go to see it, you'll survive and probably enjoy the experience.

She mentioned me taking her to see it. I mentioned Pacific Rim and a blow job.

We haven't seen it yet.

[Matt]

Well, I'm kinda lucky that my wife actually thinks that PACIFIC RIM looks like it could be pretty cool. I might be able to talk her into seeing it after all.

[Ben Thomas]

And the beej?

[Matt]

I'm a very, very happy guy.

[Martin]

DESPICABLE ME 2.

Liked it more than the first one. Pretty solid flick with quite a few laughs in it. I'm not surprised that it's cleaning up at the box office at all.

If you liked the first one, you'll like this one.

Nice! I really liked the first!

[IggytheBorg]

She mentioned me taking her to see it. I mentioned Pacific Rim and a blow job.

We haven't seen it yet.

That would make it a Pacific Rim Job, no?

[IggytheBorg]

Battleship. I know, I know. You all warned me. But my brother told me for all its many flaws, it was an effects laden romp with some cool action that was mildly amusing enough that he actually enjoyed it. DVR'd it off HBO, so it didn't cost extra. So there's that. But my GOD what a steaming pile of fail. Plot: stupid. Acting: stupid. Dialogue: BEYOND stupid. Aliens: made the alien idiots from ID4 look like Geniuses levels of stupid. Hopping amphibious alien attack craft? Dropping anchor on a speeding battleship? Defeating aliens with a 70 year old conventional warfare arsenal? Wasting the talent that is Liam Neeson? The only thing I found even halfway amusing was their incorporating the old game pieces into the film (the mortar like rounds the alien ships fired, hedgehog missle style, at the naval vessels).

[Martin]

Battleship. I know, I know. You all warned me. But my brother told me for all its many flaws, it was an effects laden romp with some cool action that was mildly amusing enough that he actually enjoyed it. DVR'd it off HBO, so it didn't cost extra. So there's that. But my GOD what a steaming pile of fail. Plot: stupid. Acting: stupid. Dialogue: BEYOND stupid. Aliens: made the alien idiots from ID4 look like Geniuses levels of stupid. Hopping amphibious alien attack craft? Dropping anchor on a speeding battleship? Defeating aliens with a 70 year old conventional warfare arsenal? Wasting the talent that is Liam Neeson? The only thing I found even halfway amusing was their incorporating the old game pieces into the film (the mortar like rounds the alien ships fired, hedgehog missle style, at the naval vessels).

Exploding beer cans as principal munition. That's the pinnacle of alien tech...

Monsters University

A harmless, minor Pixar movie. Comapred to the recent Brave, it's bad, and compared to the original (one of my favorite Pixar), it's garbage, but my son loved it and we had fun. Saw it in French cause of him, and what did you know: Charlie Day's purple character is voiced in French by George St-Pierre.

Wrap your head around that.

Now my inheritor wants to sww Turbo (looks cute), Planes (fuuuuuuuck), Wolverine ( He's likes Wolverine. But it ain't theater worthy for me....) and motherfucking PACIFIC RIM, with daddy!

Son, this will be your first real theater movie. That's a promise.

[Matt]

and motherfucking PACIFIC RIM, with daddy!

Son, this will be your first real theater movie. That's a promise.

Today, we are cancelling puberty!

[Timothy225]

Now my inheritor wants to sww Turbo (looks cute), Planes (fuuuuuuuck), Wolverine ( He's likes Wolverine. But it ain't theater worthy for me....) and motherfucking PACIFIC RIM, with daddy!

Son, this will be your first real theater movie. That's a promise.

Good. You're raising the child well, Iggy.

Of course, a trip to the local toy emporium afterwards is a necessity. Gotta get them Pacific Rim toys to renact the scenes with Daddy, leading to more father-son bonding, leading to tighter family bonds, leading to fond reminiscing when you're much older, leading to that perfect Hallmark moment.

[Matt]

Good. You're raising the child well, Iggy.

Iggy?

Did you just let out the secret that Iggy and Martin are one and the same??????

[Martin]

If only I had the salary of a lawyer....