What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[Captain Russ]

Not exactly sure why there are lines in the sand being drawn over a bunch of shitty 80s movies. I'll be in Fort Wraith, watching Sherilynn Fenn be threatened by a Cassavettes.

[BillyG]

Not exactly sure why there are lines in the sand being drawn over a bunch of shitty 80s movies. I'll be in Fort Wraith, watching Sherilynn Fenn be threatened by a Cassavettes.

Go watch your Ladyhawke.

[Martin]

Ladyhawke. Fuck. That made Willow look like Lord of the Rings.

[B_Metal]

Then I'm Mattsane. Explorers was amusing but did nothing for me. Starfighter had Death Blossom. YOUR ARGUMENT. INVALID!

It sounds like you liked Starfighter more which is team Rob but then you proclaim team Mattsanity.

[BillyG]

Ladyhawke. Fuck. That made Willow look like Lord of the Rings.

Willow is incredible. PECK. PECK PECK PECK.

[Matt]

Then I'm Mattsane. Explorers was amusing but did nothing for me. Starfighter had Death Blossom. YOUR ARGUMENT. INVALID!

Preach it, my man.

[Timothy225]

It sounds like you liked Starfighter more which is team Rob but then you proclaim team Mattsanity.

You're right, I stand corrected as I misread Rob's post. Definitely Team Rob on this issue, though I am Mattsane from time to time.

And Willow and Ladyhawke pale in comparison to The Sword and the Sorcerer. Rocket-powered sword, Lee Horsley AND Richard Lynch?

Also, Beastmaster.

[Ari]

Just watched Rabbit Hole. I would have jumped in front of a car too if my mom's face looked like that.

But seriously, Sandra Oh-My-God-Kill-It-With-Fire almost fucked Two-Face and my boner died.

Then I realized I was watching a movie about a couple dealing with the death of their kid and that I had no boners to begin with.

So I watched some porn and fell asleep with visions of multiple facials.

I pray my son never discovers this site when he gets older.

[Abraham Smashington]

I will send him a link on 13th birthday, for he will finally be a man.

[BillyG]

Print Screen on this page, and putting it Luke's Baby Book.

[Ari]

I will send him a link on 13th birthday, for he will finally be a man.

Print Screen on this page, and putting it Luke's Baby Book.

"Dad, why do they always warn new members about you?"

"NO TALKING! WE HAVE TO HIDE THE BODY BEFORE YOUR MOTHER GETS HOME!"

[Matt]

I love how BSG goes pushes the limits on sex and nudity. Tricia Helfer may as well be naked for 50% of the time that she's onscreen (which is awesome), and the show is literally filled with sideboob after sideboob.

[Captain Russ]

Pete Weir's The Plumber.

To my unending disappointment, it was not about Zeke.

Instead it was an odd film about a college housing plumber who fucks with a WASP grad student and her dull asshat husband whilst under orders to fix a leak.

Being inculcated with a more extreme version of the disrupted affluent honkey status quo in films like The Hand that Rocks the Cradle or Unlawful Entry-- where the seemingly ordinary dude or lady winds up being more than just a dick, they are revealed to be psychotic dicks -- I expected a similar result here.

Well, this dude is just a dick. In the end, it was sort of refreshing to be fooled by expectation.

[IggytheBorg]

I will send him a link on 13th birthday, for he will finally be a man.

REP HIM!

[BMichaelKrol]

I will send him a link on 13th birthday, for he will finally be a man.

Instead of the Torah, he can read selections from Ari's posts.