What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[Matt]

Matt hates the Humpty Dance.

Holy college flashback, Batman...wow.

[B_Metal]

You were in college when the Humpty Dance hit? No wonder you hate joy and laughter and fun, you're old as shit.

[IggytheBorg]

Rumor has it Matt once got busy in a Burger King Baffroom, yo.

[Anderson]

The only watchable movie of Aykroyd's is THE COUCH TRIP.

Your opinion is wrong.
Don't make me join the mob of angry villagers. Repent!

[PHEDG]

Loved the 733i in NBT. E23!

[Captain Russ]

It was the closest to being James Bond Chubby Chaser ever got.

Not even Fletch got that sorta swag.

[Captain Russ]

Beginning the great culling of Criterion films from my hulu account.

Started off with Sam Fuller's The Naked Kiss.

A star vehicle for Constance Towers, who plays Kelly, a prostitute leaving her profession and making good in small town America. It would be a Lifetime movie without the flashy direction or Towers' charisma. The story and the plot developments are all ludicrous, but its handled so well by Fuller that it remains entertaining for the entire runtime. Though I could have taken a bit less of those goddamned kids singing. Jesus.

[Abraham Smashington]

The Hunger Games.

It was, ok. Felt like nothing really happened for 2 hours. Woody and Banks were pretty good though.

[Martin]

The Hunger Games.

It was, ok. Felt like nothing really happened for 2 hours. Woody and Banks were pretty good though.

Phillip



or Carlton?

[Captain Russ]

How to make an Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters:

a) Take one part Wanted, one part Van Helsing, add a Hawkeye and an americanized English rose.

b) Shake vigorously.

c) Pour over the back and slap self on ass.

The film is completely aware of how dumb and ridiculous it is. Famke Jensen does a pretty good job at scenery chewing. Blood is conjured forth in copious amounts whenever she is onscreen.

I just wish the eponymous twosome had a bit more personality. The practical effects on Edward the Giant was hilarious.

[B_Metal]

How to make an Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters:

a) Take one part Wanted, one part Van Helsing, add a Hawkeye and an americanized English rose.

b) Shake vigorously.

c) Pour over the back and slap self on ass.

The film is completely aware of how dumb and ridiculous it is. Famke Jensen does a pretty good job at scenery chewing. Blood is conjured forth in copious amounts whenever she is onscreen.

I just wish the eponymous twosome had a bit more personality. The practical effects on Edward the Giant was hilarious.

We checked this one out too this weekend and I must agree on all of the above. Also saw the "twist" coming from the very start, that could have been hidden a bit better but I'm pretty sure they didn't really care too.

[Captain Russ]

There was a twist?

Kidding of course. Every beat save the gatling gun was telegraphed from the opening.

Fun, but exceptionally dumb lines throughout. I especially enjoyed Arterton's opening line to Stormare. A runner up would be the "Don't eat the fucking candy" reading from Renner.

[Martin]

Gangster Squad

Somewhere, in another reality, this movie is exceptional. Here, it's just a fun dumb and kinda entertining movie. Sean Penn is always angry, isn't he?

[Ben Thomas]

I thought Gangster Squad was limp as shit. Completely unexciting and a waste of a good cast.

[Martin]

It was ok. A rental, and that was it.