What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[Timothy225]

Hick - This was an odd duck of an independent flick, starring Chloe Moretz. Nicely shot, pacing/story tended to drag a bit here and there, and a couple of cringe-worthy bits (especially considering Moretz' character is supposed to be 13 and she's looking all jail-baity and shit, something that bites her in the ass later in the film).

Neat cameos/performances from Alec Baldwin, Juliette Lewis, and Blake Lively, but the film itself needed more work (wasn't sure what the movie was going for, really). Moretz was pretty good - she's well on her way to a Jodie Foster-esque career, but she could use some better material.

[Ben Thomas]

Nothing But Trouble.

I honestly don't have the words. Did Dan Aykroyd make a Texas Chainsaw, Saw-prequel, Looney Tunes cartoon? What the fuck kinda garbage did I just watch?

[Captain Russ]

The best kind.

SEE YA SOON, BANKER!

[gravedigger]

Garbage? ¿GARBAGE?

Mr. Bonestripper would have words with thee.

[Captain Russ]

When I leave this planet to return home, I will retire this vessel the only way I know how:

Bonestripppaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh.

[Ben Thomas]

Seriously? There's love for that film. Genuine, or ironic?

[Captain Russ]

An even split.

Alfonso was like James Bond.

[B_Metal]

It's cool Ben, we all brain fart every once in a while.

[Captain Russ]

There is no farting going on.

I have nothing but respect for a man and his dream to wear prosthetic dicks on his face and get away with a PG-13 rating.

[B_Metal]

I just meant it was OK with Ben not liking the flick even though it's glorious. We've all been there.

[Captain Russ]

Dan's lines are the best, by the way. Just the history of that old ghoul is interesting in and of itself.

"Bad call, cornflake. I left that leg in France!"

It's like the Peacock clan were given the Christopher Guest treatment. Only Guest was bound, gagged, and replaced by John Waters.

[Captain Russ]

Ben is one of those spiders in a birthday cake the judge warned us about.

[Anderson]

Seriously? There's love for that film. Genuine, or ironic?

You're out of your element here, Truffaut

[Abraham Smashington]

Nothing But Trouble.

I honestly don't have the words. Did Dan Aykroyd make a Texas Chainsaw, Saw-prequel, Looney Tunes cartoon? What the fuck kinda garbage did I just watch?

The best kind.

SEE YA SOON, BANKER!

Garbage? ¿GARBAGE?

Mr. Bonestripper would have words with thee.

When I leave this planet to return home, I will retire this vessel the only way I know how:

Bonestripppaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh.

Seriously? There's love for that film. Genuine, or ironic?

NBT is a goddamn stoner classic. Nothing about it works in the normal sense of the word but as soon as I see Danny's penis nose all is forgiven. Plus 2PAC is in it. That's hilarious and great.

BONESTRIPPPPPAAAHHHHH

[gravedigger]

Now I gotta see if this is on instant. Rewatch imminent!