What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[Abraham Smashington]

Go on wikipedia, read the stuff there. And then still not get that movie completely.. It was quite the ambitious failure. I did dig it though.

[Captain Russ]

British indie romcom called Cashback. Here's my half-assed synopsis:

Art student can stop time like Zach Morris/breaks up with Bionic Woman/falls in love with supermarket checker/Keeley Hazell is naked.

Sounds better than it is, unfortunately. A bit of fluff. And not the good kind.

[Abraham Smashington]

Dirty Harry and Crank on blu. Both great. Nothing to say about them except see them if you haven't.

[Captain Russ]

Kiss of Death.

Caruso is fuckin' on, Phillip Baker Hall is the best wheezing old strip club owner of all time, and of course, Nic Cage is the king of bench-pressing strippers.

Also: Sam Jackson can survive gunshots to the face. This film is proof.

[Ari]

Watched Fido, felt like an hour and a half of pure waste. Seriously, let the zombie movie go away for a decade or two.

[Nathan]

That's been on my instant queue for awhile but can't bring myself to watch it. Now I won't bother.

[Abraham Smashington]

I dunno, I dug Fido. Billy Connelly, Dylan Baker and Carrie Anne Moss were all pretty great in it.

[Ari]

The cast was fine, I just felt the concept didn't go anywhere. It wasn't funny, scary, or gory, so what was the point? I also felt some of the characters did some retarded ass stuff, like break into Zombco, unleash a zombie, cause havoc, all so a kid could see his zombie-pet. I dunno, I was really not into it.

[Abraham Smashington]

But Carrie Anne-Moss was hot as a 50's housewife, no?

[Ari]

Yeah she was.

[Abraham Smashington]

At least we can agree on that.

[Ari]

Only a moron wouldn't.

[Nathan]

Wish they hadn't made her so unattractive in the Matrix films. She was pretty hot in Memento.

[Ari]

She looked a thousand times hotter in Fido than any of the Matrix films.

[Corey]

I 2nd that