What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[Captain Russ]

You're hokey as fuck. Al Hoker.

Tales from the Hood is pretty terrible. But at least Sampson Simpson is in on it. Well, him and Corbin Bersen.

Next, you're going to tell me Bones was good.

[Abraham Smashington]

Corben is the man.

[Matt]

Always preferred CAT'S EYE myself, mainly for the ledge storyline.

[Ari]

On the Dead trilogy (What? It's a trilogy, right??), Night is still my favourite. I get that Dawn is more audacious, humorous and loaded with subtext. But nothing in Dawn or Day - which I really like, by the way - floored me the way the ending of Night did the first time I saw it. Me and a buddy stayed up late one Saturday to watch it and rip the piss out of it - it was sold as shambolic and laughable by the Channel 4 promos.

We talked over a lot of it, but when that one chick executes the other one with the trowel (?) and then the rednecks shoot Ben (!) at the end? FUCK. It shut us up big time and we both came away shaking, talking about how ahead of its time it was.

Night was the first zombie film I ever watched. I saw it on Fox late one night followed by Night of the Living Bread. It is probably responsible for making me the horror lover I am today (NotLD, not NotLB. Bread is probably responsible for my love of P&B sandwiches).

[Captain Russ]

I saw it on local PBS affiliate KERA back when I was a kid.

Ever since, I'd been terrified of being stranded anywhere near my uncle's old house out in Sardis. Mainly because before it was torn down (thankfully), it reminded me of that farmhouse in PA.

[Captain Russ]

The Tales from the Darkside movie had some weird ones, especially that Rae Dawn Chong/Remar joint.

Deb Harry as a modern Hansel & Gretel witch was pretty awesome. Shame about the Lawrence kid.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Day of the Dead sucks. Land of the Dead, represent!

[Ari]

Day of the Dead sucks. Land of the Dead, represent!

BAH! LIES! Day of the Dead is great! Land is fine too.

[Abraham Smashington]

Day is much better than Land. Land is good but Big Daddy has nothing on Bub.

[BillyG]

Tales from the Hood is great. "The shit.....you're looking for THE SHIIIIIIIIIIT"

[FilmNerdJamie]

Bub trumps Big Daddy. Duh.

Day has the better score too.

[Captain Russ]

Land was a silly but enjoyable romp.

Day is a strange one. The effects are still pretty remarkable, the scenario is the most nihilistic, but man, I can't listen to Rhodes' fuckface brigade without hitting the mute button. It's like they took acting lessons from Chloe Webb.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Tales from the Hood is great. "The shit.....you're looking for THE SHIIIIIIIIIIT"

Ending is great.

[Captain Russ]

There is nothing great about a half-assed knockoff. I don't care how many slave souls are trapped inside dolls trapped inside paintings.

Okay, ignore that segment and Clarence and it is absolute shit.

[Ben Thomas]

The little girl kills her mother with a trowel.

Yeah, I need to see it again. Clearly.