What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[Martin]

I liked it waaaaaay more than I expected.

[Chris Miller]

All of the robots fighting each other scenes looked a lot more like what I expected out of Transformers, as opposed to the "someone dropped an empty coke can in the blender" action that we got.

[Martin]

Me and Rob will defend the retardation of Transformers to no end.

For me, the movies, no matter how bad, are much better than the crap 80's cartoon, which in retrospect, aged so so poorly.

[Chris Miller]

The goofy stuff (ie, robot beards and peeing on John Turturro) never bothered me, but the decision to shoot the action so close that it was nearly impossible to figure out what was going on coupled with the decision to make the decepticons all indecipherable space rocks bugged me.

[Martin]

It's all about the Mountain Dewbot.

[Abraham Smashington]

Real Steel was fucking awesome. It's Rocky with robots.

[Chris Miller]

So much so that after watching the last fight I kept wondering if Stallone sued.

[Martin]

The Real Steel robot is a better actor than Stallone.

Also, he's now less artificial.

[Timothy225]

Real Steel was fucking awesome. It's Rocky with robots.

Gotta admit, better than I thought it was going to be, and the robot-on-robot fighting was better than the jumbled mess the fights in the Transformers films wound up being.

To run with what Chris was saying, the thing that bugged me the most about the Transformers films were the robot designs. Too much shit going on with all those gears and pistons exposed and moving about, and very difficult to figure out who was who in a battle.

[Abraham Smashington]

Hot Rod. Still love this stupid fucking movie. BABE, BABE, BABBBEEE, BABE.

[Martin]

Gotta admit, better than I thought it was going to be, and the robot-on-robot fighting was better than the jumbled mess the fights in the Transformers films wound up being.

To run with what Chris was saying, the thing that bugged me the most about the Transformers films were the robot designs. Too much shit going on with all those gears and pistons exposed and moving about, and very difficult to figure out who was who in a battle.

It's not the robot's design that's the problem, it's the fact that Bay shot the fights like Paul Greengrass did in The Bourne Supremacy, which is inside the fighter's anuses.

EDIT: Even the robotic anuses.

[Chris Miller]

Also, was it too much to ask for just one scene of danger-ambiguous blue lasers versus red lasers going "pew pew pew!"?

[Abraham Smashington]

Private Parts. Probably my favorite thing Howard Stern has ever done.

Removed erroneous information regarding the director. My bad.

[Matt]

He didn't direct PRIVATE PARTS. That was Betty Thomas.

[Matt]

Paul Giamatti is so damned good in that film.