What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[Captain Russ]

It's an abrasive and stupid film. Sorry to be a wet blanket for your angar mob, but it's shit.

[Abraham Smashington]

You are the one who is abrasive.

And right.

But I still like it.

[Abraham Smashington]

I love the idea of the movie. I think that's why I enjoy it so much.

[B_Metal]

Russ's childhood didn't get enough hugs.

[Captain Russ]

Or too many

[B_Metal]

By the wrong people.

[Captain Russ]

I love the idea of the movie. I think that's why I enjoy it so much.

Such a strategy just makes me more frustrated by the end result more often than not.

[Matt]

I haven't seen GAMER so the following comment is not specifically directed towards it.

Everyone is entitled to like (or even love) a middling film that, for some reason, clicks with them. I have a couple of films that i can't reasonably defend as being great films that...fuck it, i like em. THE ADVENTURES OF FORD FAIRLANE comes to mind for me.

[B_Metal]

Clint Eastwood... I fucked 'im

Pretty much salvages any movie I'd think.

[Anderson]

I BET ANDERSON DIDN'T GET ANY SWAG FROM LIONSGATE AND THAT'S WHY HE HATES IT I HEARD HE'S JUST LIKE HAIRY NOWELS.

Actually, I got a ton of shit back when it came out. I was just indifferent to the movie. Wake me up when Crank 3 becomes a reality.

[BillyG]

I love the idea of the movie. I think that's why I enjoy it so much.

The honest reason we enjoy it is because it is a beautiful goddamn train wreck of stupidity and MESSAGE! wrapped up in The Butler and Dexter's elementary dance number.

[Captain Russ]

I haven't seen GAMER so the following comment is not specifically directed towards it.

Everyone is entitled to like (or even love) a middling film that, for some reason, clicks with them. I have a couple of films that i can't reasonably defend as being great films that...fuck it, i like em. THE ADVENTURES OF FORD FAIRLANE comes to mind for me.

Well if you like shit, you know you have to be prepared to get shit for it. Or in your case with the Insane series, the inverse.

[Matt]

True enough.

[B_Metal]

Imagine a world where everything was oscar quality. Yeah, that'd be boring and stale.

[Captain Russ]

Oscars are an unreliable measurement of quality anyway.

But just imagine an Oscar-calibre Friday the 13th film. Or Carnosaur. WHAT NOW B? WHAT FUCKIN' NOW?