What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[Captain Russ]

"That was...sneaky."

Even after his derpy villain in that one Brosnan Bond that had a holiday orgasming in it, I really had high hopes for Bob Carlyle as a go-to bad guy.

[Matt]

HE WAS LICKING ME!!!!!!

[Martin]

RAVENOUS

Hadn't seen it in a long time. Still great, bloody fun.

Fucking love this movie. Also, the soundtrack is so good.

[Abraham Smashington]

"In The Army Now"

GOD I MISSED LORI PETTY.

[Ben Thomas]

"That was...sneaky."

10 years after seeing it for the first time, that line was the clincher in me buying it. So great.

[Matt]

Took yesterday and today off to work on shit aroind the house. Watched RAVENOUS yesterday while shredding, watched THE A TEAM today while ironing and shredding. First time on THE A TEAM, and i have to admit that i liked it. It was much more fun than i would have guessed. I never need to see it again, though.

[Abraham Smashington]

Bradley Cooper was great in that.

[Martin]

The 4 leads were.

[Ben Thomas]

I love The A-Team. Reckon I've seen it 5 times at least, might throw it on again tonight. Its really well made fun and I respect the way it's built. Cos it is BUILT. It's every bit as good as Fast 5 and should be viewed in the same light.

[Matt]

NINJA ASSASSIN

Meh. Too much quick cut editing, too.much cgi blood. Rain is a decent lead and deserves a better film. It does have a few cool moments here and there but whatever. Good to Sho Kosugi in a film again.

[Ben Thomas]

And I hated Ninja Assassin. All that money and no thrills. The premise and talent deserved better.

[Martin]

Ninja Assassin. Yuk.


So:

The Thing (2011)

Since the original is my favorite horror movie of all time, and is on my top 5 ever, it could only dissapoint. Yet, I did kinda like it. It's far from the masterpiece that is the 82 movie, but overall, I felt satisfied. I didn't directly poach all the scenes from the original (yeah, I know about the 1953 movie, but who cares about that one?), came out with a cool and logical way of spoting the creature, but it's by far that CGI aren'T up to the craft of practical effects, as the 82 movie still holds up well 30 years later in that department. The movie's ok, but by the end, I liked having the original score kick in with the lead up the chopper scene.

Hottie Mary Elizabeth Winstead delivered, as did Hedgerton, AAA and the Norvewgian crew with a fucklot of umlauts and slashed "o" in their names.

[Ben Thomas]

21 Jump Street

Hell to the yeah. Funny as hell. The Cloudy Meatballs guys are 2 for 2 so far. And I really did enjoy C-Tates, for the first time.

[Abraham Smashington]

C-Tates rocked in that. Big ups to Korean Jesus

[Matt]

Holy SHIT! We just watched 21 JUMP STREET tonight as well!

Funny stuff. Blown away by how good Tatum was in this.

Korean Jesus rocks.