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I do, I hate the fucking movie. I hate the songs, I hate the kids, I hate the goddamn Oompa Loompas. I honestly hate the flick. This and the Wizard of Oz were forced watching in my house as a young kid by many of a babysitter/grandma and I grew to loathe everything about both of them.
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"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
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Originally posted by Captain Russ View Post
I'll try, Lane."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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You are hilarious. I'm sorry you were raped by a chocolate bar.Me quick one want slowComment
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It told me never to tell anyone, BUT I HAD TO. DO YOU HEAR ME NESTLE?! I WILL NO LONGER BE SILENCED."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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I'll fist bump you all day long on Wizard of Oz. What a fucking slog.Comment
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WONKA and other kids films are the cinematic equivalents of pandas: the assumption is that everybody likes them and it's heretical to think otherwise.Originally posted by MartinOriginally posted by gravediggerOriginally posted by MartinComment
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I work with a Panda. THEY ARE DEADLY."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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And like a panda it will swipe your head off for disrespecting it.Comment
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Bite your head off, man.Originally posted by MartinOriginally posted by gravediggerOriginally posted by MartinComment
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Blanket statement.Originally posted by Matt View Post
Maybe it's time for another of your You're All Insane entries?Me quick one want slowComment
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Yeah it IS a blanket statement. I'm not saying that they all suck, I'm saying that the assumption is that they are universally loved. They aren't. OH EVERYONE I KNOW SIMPLY ADORES WILLY WONKA LA LA LA LA. Sick of that attitude. I don't hate the film but I don't like it either. Like Rob, I for forcefed the damned thing because it was a panda. Resentment followed.Originally posted by MartinOriginally posted by gravediggerOriginally posted by MartinComment
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1. Watch this week's Movie Moan and tell me I'm wrong about Grandpa Joe.
2. Fuck all of you Wonka haters up your everlasting gobstopper asses.Originally posted by AriComment
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Your pain runs deep. Share it with me.Originally posted by FilmNerdJamie View PostOriginally posted by MartinOriginally posted by gravediggerOriginally posted by MartinComment
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I must've missed something, but the kids in the first Wonka didn't die either:
Charlie Bucket: Mr. Wonka, what'll happen to the other kids? Augustus, Veruca?
Willy Wonka: My dear boy, I promise you they'll be quite all right. When they leave here, they'll be completely restored to their normal, terrible old selves. But maybe they'll be a little bit wiser for the wear. Anyway, don't worry about them.
Anywho, if Rob was forced to watch Wonka and Oz over, and over, and over, again when he was a kid, it goes a hell of a long way to explaining the hatred he has for both flicks.
Rob, I feels for ya, bro.Comment
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