What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[Ben Thomas]

Chronicle

Its pretty good. It didn't blow me away, but the scale of the third act is pretty surprising, given what seems like a relatively small budget. There's nothing really wrong with it, but it felt a bit hollow when it ended. I'd be interested to see what Landis/Trank do next.

[Captain Russ]

Paranoid Activity 3.

Never saw the second one, saw the first, enjoyed it for the dumbass people surrounding me more than the film itself, but decided to give it a go anyway without the audience participation section.

House wasn't 80's enough. The Ruxpin was boss, but take that shit out and that stained glass shit on the kitchen lamp and it'd be a goddamned modern-ass house. How the fuck did that motherfuckin' family afford a big-ass house like that? I know Sex, Lies, And Videotape Man didn't have shit, the mom's momma said so.

Beyond these surface issues I had with this shit, the witch backstory was pretty goofy. Even moreso at the end. I laughed fucking hard when the kid got picked up by the hair. There's some shit you just don't show because it'll look fucking retarded.

It was dumb. I went in knowing this, and was not disappointed. I did jump when the flying body thing happened. Again.

[Abraham Smashington]

The hair pickup was great but the running and hitting nothing was better. That part really freaked me out.

We watched Paranormal Activity 2 last night (only one we didn't see) and I'm glad I watched 3 first. This one was sooooo boring until the last 10 minutes when it turned into a retread of the first one. The best part about this flick was Katie's boobs.

[Abraham Smashington]

I know Sex, Lies, And Videotape Man didn't have shit, the mom's momma said so.

Pretty sure this was answered in the 2nd one. I believe someone in that family (grandmother? great grandmother?) sold the first born son for money/wealth/etc. I could be wrong but I think that's it.

[B_Metal]

Pretty sure this was answered in the 2nd one. I believe someone in that family (grandmother? great grandmother?) sold the first born son for money/wealth/etc. I could be wrong but I think that's it.

Yeah there's a line about that being where the "curse" originated.

[Captain Russ]

I can't imagine how they'd come up with some conceit for a fourth one, but I'm sure it'll be done and ready by next year.

[Abraham Smashington]

I say they take it into space.

[Captain Russ]

Not gonna lie, I'd watch it.

I've watched all of the "in space" episodes of recent horror franchises. They can be good and they can be horrifying awful, but for some reason, I watch 'em anyway.

If there had been a Troll 3: Nilbog Nebula, I'd see it.

[Abraham Smashington]

fuck yeah.

[teledork]

The hair pickup was great but the running and hitting nothing was better. That part really freaked me out.

Agreed.

This flick brought Iggy's horror thread to mind for me. While I grooved mightily on Katie's boobs, this one got to me in ways the others didn't. I have a daughter not too much older than the ones in the movie and just could NOT turn off the "daddy" reactions. As a result, it sorta freaked my shit out a bit. Particularly once the realization hit that the grandmother had started all of this shit for some fat cash.

When the youngest tells Toby "All right. I'll do it" and you see her little bridesmaid dressup thing later with Toby to be the groom I wanted to freakin strangle the grandma right then and there.

[B_Metal]

I can't imagine how they'd come up with some conceit for a fourth one, but I'm sure it'll be done and ready by next year.

CLICK ANNNNNNNNND CLICK Hooray for double dipping.

[Captain Russ]

We are never going to make a sequel ... just for the sake of making a sequel.

[Abraham Smashington]

Bought the blu-ray of Lady and the Tramp for Lesley for Vday. HAven't seen it in years. Not bad but I forgot how fucking racist it is in regards to those cats. Their sole purpose is to make fun of the Asians for 5 minutes and then never be seen again. I honestly thought they were in it longer.

Butch is a little bitch.

[Matt]

How does that one look on bluray? Was thinking of getting it.

[Abraham Smashington]

Looked amazing.