What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[Abraham Smashington]

Avatar extended version. STILL LOVE THIS FUCKING MOVIE. haters gonna hate.

[Abraham Smashington]

seriously, the blu ray is fucking amazeballs.

[Captain Russ]

Too bad the movie isn't.

[Martin]

seriously, the blu ray is fucking amazeballs.

Indeed. Those first 10 minutes should have been on the theatrical cut.

[Ben Thomas]

seriously, the blu ray is fucking amazeballs.

Right on, one of the best looking discs I own.

[Ben Thomas]

Scream 4

Enjoyable enough, though I've largely forgotten about it already. Emma Roberts is awful as is Courteney Cox's face. No more, please.

Paul

I really, really enjoyed it. I watched the Unrated cut, if that makes any difference. The ending was sign-posted really early on, but the journey with these characters was really good fun. Kristen Wiig had me in stitches a few times and I need someone to make me a gif of Bill Hader's widening eyes and jutting jaw as he first hears on the radio that they're after an alien. Its not on quite the same level, but I think this would make a very nice double bill with Galaxy Quest.

[Abraham Smashington]

I hated Scream 4, so fucking much. It could have been great but the "twist" was fucking stupid.


Paul surprised me.

[Captain Russ]

Scream 4 was amazing all due to the tweeeest.

Holy christ it was awful. But so was everything that preceded it. Having the payoff as it were, especially once they all arrive in the hospital, was nothing but Wes blowing up the bridge to any other stupid Ghostface appearances ever again.

It was awesome. You missed the point.

[Matt]

Avatar extended version. STILL LOVE THIS FUCKING MOVIE. haters gonna hate.

Indeed. Those first 10 minutes should have been on the theatrical cut.

The opening Earth sequence is essential to making the movie work, in my opinion.

[B_Metal]

This seriously astounds me. I couldn't disagree more with every opinion listed above.

Lacks style? It's every bit as stylistic as Out of Sight, Oceans', Contagion. No suspense? You did see the whole foot chase on the rooftops sequence, correct? Atrocious dialogue? The conversations between Douglas and Banderas, or Paxton and Mcgregor? And boring? The soundtrack perfectly lends to the quick pace of the story. Thy mind is boggled.

You're on fucking crack.

I love the juxtaposition of Phedg's diplomatic approach and Anderson's....less than diplomatic approach. Lulz

Kill The Irishman is totally derivative of Goodfellas, but I couldn't give a shit less. It's pretty damn fun and filled with likable actors and actresses. Not only do you get Linda Cardellini looking amazing, but also Ray Stevenson in a hilarious hairpiece. The big bonus though? Fat Kilmer AND Fat D'Onofrio!

Well, I guess it's time to see if Kill the Irishman is on Instant.

It is.

ALL OF THAT. Kill the Irishman is the goods. And like billy said Fat Kilmer AND Fat D'Onofrio? That's like hitting the lotto while drinking a paula deen mashed tater milk shake.

[Abraham Smashington]

Scream 4 was amazing all due to the tweeeest.

Holy christ it was awful. But so was everything that preceded it. Having the payoff as it were, especially once they all arrive in the hospital, was nothing but Wes blowing up the bridge to any other stupid Ghostface appearances ever again.

It was awesome. You missed the point.

bollocks.

The first Scream was a great revitalization of the slasher genre and to dismiss it is wrong. It was genuinly scary playing off of the whole "anyone, even your best friend could be the killer" vibe and while Greasy Ulrich was horrible, it stuck the landing. Everything after that was bad.

The 4th one could have done so much more with the technology obsessed youth culture today but instead ended up aping the first one all over again. The best character was Gay Randall.

[Captain Russ]

You really want to see another franchise go past five that isn't about dumbass carporn?

4 showed the cracks in the formula, that past the first one, there was fuck all to it. I just hope Wes was paid well for it.

[Abraham Smashington]

Right, but you inferred that they all sucked. I was just stating that the first one was a hit for a reason. IT was good.

[Captain Russ]

What I meant when I said everything that preceded it, I was discussing Scream 4: Scream Blacula Scream. If I want to lay into the rest of that franchise, I will. Because it was a fluke with the first one, and much like Saved By The Bell, once it went to college it started to suck as much dick as Houston*.


*Houston 500 Houston, not the city. Although, you guys have the worst fucking traffic I've ever seen.

[Abraham Smashington]

I gots no beef with the hating of the rest of them. The 2nd one is worth a watch ONLY for crazy Billy's mom. Her faces are hilarious. The 3rd one is worth one watch to see how far Lance Henriksen has fallen.