What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[Matt]

SUPERMAN VS REAL ESTATE.

Sounds like an episode from THE TICK.

[Timothy225]

I liked the first two Superman flicks, but I remember wondering why the FUCK Superman and Luthor weren't throwing down or there weren't any Luthor spawned giant robots fucking shit up.

Of course, these thoughts went out the window when Valerie Perrine came onscreen.



Between her, Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman, and shows like Charlie's Angels, puberty showed up a might early for yours truly.

[BillyG]

Give Superman to Nevaldine/Taylor and hire Eric Bana to play Superman. Never let him in the suit.

[Shit Dickface]

titties

[Matt]

As bad as SUPERMAN 4 is, I have kinda a soft spot for it. Chris was in bad shape financially and called in a lot of favors to get it made. Hackman, Kidder, everyone did it out of friendship with Chris to help him out. That behind the scenes drama, along with the earnestness of Chris' performance, gives the film some gravitas and pull that it doesn't display when merely viewed as a shitty film...which it is.

[Captain Russ]

We all know why you have a soft spot for it.

It's the Aryan spacedude.

[Matt]

That would be a great avatar theme for the year: lame villains. Nuclear Man would definitely top that list.

[Timothy225]

Add to the fact the actor who played Nuclear Man is named Mark Pillow, and I'd agree with ya.

Also, didn't know that stuff at all about Superman 4. I thought Golan/Globus were the culprits as to why the flick bombed. I done learnt sumthin' again!

[Matt]

I remember reading that stuff years ago. Reeve was really desperate to make some money. From what I recall, he'd pretty much lost everything due to bad luck and failed investments through the 80s.

[Matt]

Reeve got it made, but I think you're right on Golan Globus fucking Reeve over by not promoting it at all. It got released to zero fanfare and quickly died.

[Timothy225]

It was also a lousy movie, too. Jon Cryer as Luthor's nephew sure as fuck didn't help.

[Matt]

The film just reeks of pure desperation, though. It's hard to simply hate it outright.

[B_Metal]

You all just love Nuclear missiles and are to chicken shit to admit it.

[teledork]

You all just love Nuclear missiles and are to chicken shit to admit it.

Hi. I'm Terry. I fucking LOVE nucular missiles.

[Martin]

Sherlock: A Scandal in Belgravia - Holy Shit. Someone seen Guy Ritchie lately? I guess he is sitting in some corner crying about being beaten in every single aspect of Holmes.

How come this is not being talked about?!?! This has been by far the best of the whole series so far. Which is saying something in my eyes. From the opening that dissolves the cliffhanger of last season with ease ("I´ll survive!"), over the glorious montage and of their work culminating in the great hat scene, Sherlocks visual clues and gags finer than ever, Cumberbatch and Freeman on fire like Smaug up to the shakey final minute twist this has been a great ride at the beginning of the year.

And if you are not into this series for elagance, style. thrill and great characters, maybe Irene Pulver will be reason enough to give it a try:

Nnnnnnnggggggggg.

You already sold me on Sherlock, but THIS? Is that from the first ones, or the new one? I gotta start on it NOW.

I have yet to see an episode of Sherlock. Jan, by way of Ms. Pulver, has convinced me to rectify this ASAP.

That pic just catapulted that series on the top of the pile.

Give Superman to Nevaldine/Taylor and hire Eric Bana to play Superman. Never let him in the suit.

YES.

Bana in Hanna or Chopper mode, of course.