What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[B_Metal]

Saw that one already. NEENER NEENER NEEEEENER!!!!!!

And just for your insolence I will now spoil the footloose remake.

When they defeat Chuck and his loser friends, they dust off, and head into the dance, where Ren exclaims, “Let’s Dance!” They all dance, confetti falls, and the movie ends as they all line-dance together.

TAKE THAT!!

[Captain Russ]

How will I ever go on?

[B_Metal]

Probably with kettlebells and snark.

[Captain Russ]

Someone's mad for no reason.

Matt saved you two hours.

[B_Metal]

Not mad, just over reacting like everyone else with spoilers. But tis truth. He did save me the time.

[Martin]

People, STOP BEING LAZY WITH THE SPOILERS!! You can't bitch at me for posting them if you can't be bothered to use the spoiler tags that Rob put in for us.

I kinda agree with you, but it's fucking Atonement. The spoiler should actually be considered a warning.

[B_Metal]

Agreed, I just think it's the principal, know what I'm saying?

[Martin]

Totally.

But if you've seen Atonement, it's your civic duty to spoil it to make sure no one else see this piece of shit. Atonement is that one exception to the rule.

[B_Metal]

Damn. It's THAT bad?

Mea Culpa everyone.

[Martin]

It's the ending. Completely Monica-Belluci-in-Irreversible your mind for a long while.

[Matt]

Sorry for not spoilerizing it, but I was on my droid and it got to complicated. I thought that putting a spoiler tag in front of it would suffice.

[Martin]

You did it for his own good....

[Lisa]

Damn. It's THAT bad?

No, it's not that bad. See it for yourself and then judge.

[Martin]

Just bring a shitload of booze and you might actually like it.

[Martin]

The Spirit

Samuel L. Jackson brings his A-Game in this majestuous trainwreck of EPIC proportion. His Nazi and Samurai outfits are outstanding. In fact, all his previous and future roles should be shot with him in these. Imagine if Jules had this setup instead of his bigass afro? MUCH MORE INTIMIDATING.