What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[Captain Russ]

5 is three times as fun as 4 though.

Word.

[Mike]

Cave chase sucked but I still liked 4. 5 is three times as fun as 4 though.

This all sounds like too much math. I have never watched any of these movies, and now you are making me think I shouldn't because they are about math professors who drive Ladas. or something.

[B_Metal]

You've never seen any of the Fast movies? Whaaaa?

[Matt]

The first one is ten times better than it has any right to be. Two through four suffer from sequelitis but have good moments. Five is supposed to completely rock.

Mike...if you liked Point Break watch the first one.

[Captain Russ]

This all sounds like too much math. I have never watched any of these movies, and now you are making me think I shouldn't because they are about math professors who drive Ladas. or something.

Watch the first one, test the waters. If you like that sort of dog and pony show, give the second one a try, and so on.

[BillyG]

I shall break it down for you Mike, as I am a huge fanboy for these films:

1 - Point Break with cars. Brewster is super hot. Awesomely bad late 90s rapmetal soundtrack.

2 - Interracial homosexual love story between two bros. Luda being Luda. Better cars. Cole Hauser as one hell of a Miami mobster. Rats eating through belly buttons.

3 - Chiba. Rednecks. Hulk/Bruce Banner car. Some awesome driving. The dude that plays Han is legit as fuck. Tokyo looks amazing at night. Son from Home Improvement that isn't JTT.

4 - Han is back! Wait what? TIME TRAVEL. And we are moving drugs for the Mexican cartel.

5 - The Rock. More to come post viewing.

This series already has better movies than the Star Wars franchise. WATCH THEM.

[B_Metal]

Billy, that's probably the best synopsis ever. Seriously.

[Captain Russ]

I shall break it down for you Mike, as I am a huge fanboy for these films:

1 - Point Break with cars. Brewster is super hot. Awesomely bad late 90s rapmetal soundtrack.

2 - Interracial homosexual love story between two bros. Luda being Luda. Better cars. Cole Hauser as one hell of a Miami mobster. Rats eating through belly buttons.

3 - Chiba. Rednecks. Hulk/Bruce Banner car. Some awesome driving. The dude that plays Han is legit as fuck. Tokyo looks amazing at night. Son from Home Improvement that isn't JTT.

4 - Han is back! Wait what? TIME TRAVEL. And we are moving drugs for the Mexican cartel.

5 - The Rock. More to come post viewing. Brazilian Top Cop is painfully hot.

This series already has better movies than the Star Wars franchise. WATCH THEM.

Addendum in bold.

[B_Metal]

Brazilian Top cop is married to Thor duder. Commentary gossip FTW!

[Captain Russ]

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[Mike]

Ok, I shall give this series that is clearly about math professors a chance. It is NOT on Canadian Netflix though, so STRIKE ONE!

[BillyG]

It's not on American either, because this series deserves BD viewings only. Especially for the bro love.

[Ben Thomas]

Timely news that Statham is circling Fast Six and Seven.

[B_Metal]

Tyrese's pearly whites demand BD Mike!!!

[Captain Russ]

Timely news that Statham is circling Fast Six and Seven.

Man alive.

Anyone else feel like that DJ who started listening to that new Pootie Tang record?