What Emmanuelle Movie Did You Just Watch?

[Anderson]

Huh, and I thought Focus had already been scrapped.

Focus is still there, but they're limping bad.

[Ben Thomas]

MacGruber

Yeah, its not great, but I got enough chuckles out of it to give it a pass. Its really obvious comedy, but it still works.

[FilmNerdJamie]

I really hope Contagion ends with the loss of all humanity.

I think I still have the script if anyone is interested.

[V]

I think I still have the script if anyone is interested.

Ooo! Yes, please!

[PHEDG]

Please no one spoil that shit.

[Captain Russ]

Yeah, I will wait to see for myself if they have the testicular fortitude to go through with it.

[V]

Personally, I give two shits. I have not been to a movie in forever... and I see no need to break that streak.

[Captain Russ]

You will, friend.

Oh yes, you will.

One day.

But I agree the pickings are incredibly slim, nigh-on nonexistent.

[Ben Thomas]

Tangled.

Wow. That was fucking great. More fun and heart and actual, pure joy than a hundred Shreks. Sure, this post alone makes me 16% gayer, but I fucking loved this film. It felt 'classic' and it used the (state of the art - seriously, this film is beautiful) animation to create real scope and visual wonder. And fuck it, I'll say it - the songs were great. This is almost Beauty and the Beast-good, people. Had some decent laughs too.

[Captain Russ]

I still need to see this and How to Train Your Dragon.

[V]

Tangled.

Wow. That was fucking great. More fun and heart and actual, pure joy than a hundred Shreks. Sure, this post alone makes me 16% gayer, but I fucking loved this film. It felt 'classic' and it used the (state of the art - seriously, this film is beautiful) animation to create real scope and visual wonder. And fuck it, I'll say it - the songs were great. This is almost Beauty and the Beast-good, people. Had some decent laughs too.

No... you're not 16% gayer. You're 110% manlier than most for having admitted to enjoying that film.

I'll let you in on a secret.

  Spoiler: spurrlur 

So did I...

[Ben Thomas]

And with that, Young Ben knew he had Vin's approval.

And his cock grew three sizes inside his pantaloons.

And Young Ben was no longer a boy, but a man. A big throbbing man.

And so, from that day forth, he was known to all who met him...

...as Ben.

[V]

Just as long as you don't pull a Billy and have your wang grow while looking at my pics...

[Captain Russ]

Apologies if this sullies your ruminations on William's masturbatory predilections, but can I just ask--

--how in the Blue Hell did I not know Ellis directed PCU?

[Ed Hocken]

Ellis was the voice of the dirtbag city councilman in Mask of the Phantasm.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.