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Dabney Coleman?
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Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
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Yeah, Dabney Coleman. By all means, please take a cinder block to my balls."Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.Comment
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No... too merciful.
It's the 'Russian Gas Pedal' for you.Comment
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Russian Gas Pedal? So it's going to be made out of compressed cardboard and fall apart on contact?"Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.Comment
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Jack Flack is gonna fuck you up and get high.Originally posted by Ed Hocken View PostTouch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!Comment
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Russian Gas PedalOriginally posted by Ed Hocken View Post
1.) An act of violence. To stomp on someones crotch and to depress downward as if flooring a gas pedal. Think of stamping out a cigarette by twisting and pressing the foot upon the butt.
2.) Old tactic used by Russian police against rapists/womanizers. The gas pedal is released when the watching victim agrees that the torture has been enough.
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Wow. Them Ruskies didn't fuck about.Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!Comment
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Well no shit.
Oddly enough this gas pedal sounds similar to a curb stomp. Just with the balls instead of the head."Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.Comment
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