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  • #76
    Originally posted by Vault Vanderhuge View Post
    "I can't stop masturbating into the washing machines in the apartment complex laundromat." - Jake
    YOU'RE the one.
    Originally posted by Martin
    Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
    Originally posted by gravedigger
    Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
    Originally posted by Martin
    And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
    Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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    • #77
      Originally posted by Vault Vanderhuge View Post
      "I can't stop masturbating into the washing machines in the apartment complex laundromat." - Jake
      "I almost did this one night while doing laundry...there were two smoking hot lezzers that lived in the adjoining apartment that were scissoring uncontrollably. The noises I heard...oh the noises I heard..." - ANON
      Instagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgers

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      • #78
        "I cut a bunch of jalapenos about an hour ago and now my dick is on fire." - ANON
        Me quick one want slow

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        • #79
          "I spend most of my workday in the large handicapped stall of the men's room crying to myself and shaking uncontrollably." - Jake
          "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

          "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

          ~          *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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          • #80
            Originally posted by Vault Vanderhuge View Post
            "I spend most of my workday in the large handicapped stall of the men's room crying to myself and shaking uncontrollably." - Jake
            "Let me tell ya, such actions give me a massive erection. Four stars!" - Ed
            "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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            • #81
              "You people are too fucked up to be allowed to live" - Some Army Guy

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              • #82
                What the fuck is happening here?
                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                • #83
                  "Yep, dick's still on fire." - ANON
                  Me quick one want slow

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                  • #84
                    "I paid that girl a LOT of money just to pee on me. There's no way she's getting out of here with all ten fingers." - Rob
                    "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

                    "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

                    ~                    *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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                    • #85
                      I'm more into poop.
                      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                      • #86
                        "Skeemy deemy deem yo dahdahdah dap, skeemy deemy deem yo dahdahdah dap." - Rerb
                        Me quick one want slow

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                        • #87
                          "I leave for a day and you guys all go full tard" - Fred on a dino/Tigerace.
                          "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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                          • #88
                            Originally posted by Russ View Post
                            "Skeemy deemy deem yo dahdahdah dap, skeemy deemy deem yo dahdahdah dap." - Rerb
                            I FUCKING LOVE THAT SONG!
                            The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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                            • #89
                              Originally posted by nerdious dorkus View Post
                              I FUCKING LOVE THAT SONG!
                              Racist.

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                              • #90
                                "Put your hand on that wall!" - Some Other Army Guy

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