Apatow Parody Movie?

[Ed Hocken]

Well, be proud of the fact it's Ringling Brothers.

[Abraham Smashington]

Just be proud of your boners guys. Own that shit.

[Matt]

story of my fucking life man

No shit. Welcome to jr. high.

[Abraham Smashington]

I'm glad I still carry around my Lisa Frank™ Trapper Keeper™. Cuts down on the embarrassing moments with my raging hardon trying to escape my pants.

[nerdious dorkus]

Let me do a test.

Which did you like more:

Can't Hardly Wait or Superbad?

What? Really?

Can't Hardly Wait had Seth Green as the token black guy. IT WAS FANTASTIC.

[Ed Hocken]

What do you mean escape? That your cock becomes sentient and somehow is able to open your pants from the inside? Then proceeds to talk with the voice of Audrey from Little Shop of Horrors?*

*The preceeding statement was done without any drugs.

[Abraham Smashington]

What? Really?

Can't Hardly Wait had Seth Green as the token black guy. IT WAS FANTASTIC.

Yep. Amongst other things.

[nerdious dorkus]

I'm glad I still carry around my Lisa Frank™ Trapper Keeper™. Cuts down on the embarrassing moments with my raging hardon trying to escape my pants.

I just carry on being AZN.

[Ed Hocken]

I knew it, Rob is gay for Ethan Embrey!

[nerdious dorkus]

I knew it, Rob is gay for Ethan Embrey!

Who isn't?

[V]

What do you mean escape? That your cock becomes sentient and somehow is able to open your pants from the inside? Then proceeds to talk with the voice of Audrey from Little Shop of Horrors?*

*The preceeding statement was done without any drugs.

Yours doesn't?

[Ed Hocken]

Who isn't?

Have you seen how he looks these days?

[nerdious dorkus]

Yours doesn't?

His talks like Bruno's. OHLAWDTHEIMAGERY.

[Ed Hocken]

Nope, but if it did talk. It would be Stephen Fry.

[nerdious dorkus]

Have you seen how he looks these days?

"Yeah, he's kinda kinda tall. Sorta tall. And he's like always wearing like t-shirts."