The Single Worst Movie that you've Ever Seen

[Matt]

Pick ONE. None of this 'it's one of these 5 movies' shit; pick ONE.

ONE.

Here's mine: 'Bean'. Now, I like Rowan Atkinson in other things (the 'Blackadder' series is fantastic, for instance), and I actually kinda like the Bean character in short doses. He works as a plotless, bumbling fool stuck in a slapstick situation.

The commercials/trailers didn't sell me on the concept, but my wife really wanted to see this. Against my better judgment, I took her to see it.

Now, I've bitched about other films on here (see my 'You're All Insane' threads), but none of them hold a candle to this...this...film. It's painfully unfunny without a single laugh. I sat there, stupefied, for the entire length of the film...my irritation turned to anger turned to rage turned to MY GOD WHY ARE WE WATCHING THIS FUCKING MOVIE turned to GIVE ME A FUCKING GUN SOMEBODY'S GOING TO DIE.

My wife owed me for this experience. Indeed, she STILL owes me. I've never subjected her to a movie this bad.

[V]

Transformers... without question.

In Michael Bay's repetoire of pure celluloid fecal matter, this particular film is King Shit Of Turd Island.

In fact, I'd rather watch 'The Island' than this film.

[Matt]

first or second TF? I only saw the first one and pretty much hated it, but I understand that the second one is even worse.

[V]

first or second TF? I only saw the first one and pretty much hated it, but I understand that the second one is even worse.

I never bothered with the second, after viewing number 1...

Oh...by the way.

I took care of that "problem" for you...

[Matt]

you must spread some reputation around before giving it to V again.

[ScooterLaBeef]

CatWomen

[Howard]

Aww man. Pure Luck or InnerSpace?

Ok. Pure Luck. Worst movie ever.

[Matt]

Howard: NOT a fan of Martin Short. Personally, I liked (but didn't love) 'Innerspace'. I never saw 'Pure Luck', but I have a hard time believing that it could possibly be worse than 'Clifford'.

[Martin]

I shall rape this thread. Matt can attest.

Turkish Star Wars. The whole movie is in the link. Enjoy.



I win. You lose.

[nerdious dorkus]

Why does this seem like a thread from two weeks ago?

[ScooterLaBeef]

Aww man. Pure Luck or InnerSpace?

InnerSpace? Really?

[BillyG]

InnerSpace? Really?

Seriously. I really like InnerSpace. Nowhere near a worst film ever.

[Matt]

I shall rape this thread. Matt can attest.

Turkish Star Wars. The whole movie is in the link. Enjoy.



I win. You lose.

I should have clarified and said that it had to be a mainstream picture. Pulling out 'Turkish Star Wars' is a damned cheat.

By the way, you really SHOULD watch/buzz through that link that Martin put there. This film is amazingly bad.

[Martin]

Alright then.

Freddie Got Fingered, but I now admire it's recklessness. When a movie offers you Tom Green masturbating an elephant and a horse, and having Rip Torn covered in animal semen, it's really an event. But the movie is terrible.

[Howard]

InnerSpace? Really?

Seriously. I really like InnerSpace. Nowhere near a worst film ever.

Howard: NOT a fan of Martin Short. Personally, I liked (but didn't love) 'Innerspace'. I never saw 'Pure Luck', but I have a hard time believing that it could possibly be worse than 'Clifford'.

HATE Martin Short. Man's voice is horrendous. I'd throw 3 Amigos on the list but Chevy Chase saves the movie.