The Single Worst Movie that you've Ever Seen

[Anderson]

The hate you have for this film makes me want to rewatch it. I remember being into it for about half the movie and then something happened where I just started to actively hate it. But I honestly don't remember anything. I also think I keep mixing this movie up with Domino.

Smokin' Aces is a solid modern B-level movie.

Domino has one of the worst scripts written in the last 35 years.

[Ed Hocken]

Domino was an unbrideled mess. But it didn't piss me off like Smokin' Aces. But then, I also hated NARC.

And that twist in Aces was seen a good 50 miles away.

[Anderson]

Domino was an unbrideled mess. But it didn't piss me off like Smokin' Aces. But then, I also hated NARC.

And that twist in Aces was seen a good 50 miles away.

No shit. Sometimes, you just can't see the good in things. You're like Hitler and Darth Vader fucked and had a mildly retarded Jedi baby.

[Ed Hocken]

Hey, let's not point fingers. I thought you hated MILK?

[Anderson]

Hey, let's not point fingers. I thought you hated MILK?

I don't HATE Milk. I hate Sean Penn. I thought Gus Van Sant has helmed better flicks. The script was more blowjob than factual.

I do believe that Franco, Brolin and Luna all outperformed Sean Penn; yet got pushed to the backburner.

Plus, I really hate that mongoloid Sean Penn.

[Matt]

I'll just pop in and say that I really hate Sean Penn as well. Shut up and act (and by act I mean don't overact THAT'S MY DAUGHTER IN THERE!!!!!!!!!!!)

[Ed Hocken]

Well, no one liked 'tarded Sean Penn.

Still Penn was way better than what we could have gotten. Robin Williams as Harvey Milk? Fuck no.

[V]

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/goss...sean-penn.html

Personally? I think a case can be made for treason.

[Matt]

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/goss...sean-penn.html

Personally? I think a case can be made for treason.

100% agreed.

[V]

It's good in that article pic that he's with officers...

If he were near the enlisted men, he would not be alive.

[Martin]

Wait. Ed hated Smoking Aces more than Lost in Space? And he hated Narc?

I get the EDtred now. I really do.

[Ed Hocken]

Lost in Space was garbage that I saw at age 14. NARC's shaky camera, crappy story, and sucktastic ending made me mad (Which is a shame because Ray Liotta's character was interesting as shit). But Smoking Aces took the cake in shittyness that pissed me off.

[V]

Ed...

Your shittiness pisses me off to no fucking end, but I don't HATE you!

When you hate something, you give it power over you.

Hate leads to suffering...

If you hate things, then you make Baby Yoda cry.

[Ed Hocken]

Alright fine, I don't hate this shit. I can't even get the blood up. It's not worth the grief, to rehash this shit.

Shit I once watched The Covenant (Netflix) to see how shitty it was. Yes, it was.

[Anderson]

Alright fine, I don't hate this shit. I can't even get the blood up. It's not worth the grief, to rehash this shit.

Shit I once watched The Covenant (Netflix) to see how shitty it was. Yes, it was.

I got paid to see The Covenant. You're just the 'tard that watched it for no reason.

You are about as worthless as Mark Ruffalo.