2009 Oscars

[Anderson]

Serious business or the only thing in life that matters?

Discuss.

[nerdious dorkus]

*snicker*

[Anderson]

I vote Avatar for Best Marketing of 3-D as a still viable means of displaying motion picture entertainment.

[Anderson]

District 9 should win for best product placement of Cat Food.

[BillyG]

Avatar for Movie That Is Going To Make Going To The Movies Miserable Because I Will Never Escape Stupid Fucking Glasses On Top of My Prescription Specs

[Ed Hocken]

Avatar would only win in yet another failed attempt by the academy to seem relevant.

[Anderson]

Kathryn Bigelow should win for looking like my friend Billy's mom. You know that old cougar whore. The one that I wanted to smack in the mouth, yet I also wanted to jam my Point Break into her Near Dark. If Bigelow wins, she must show America her tits. That way there will never be a woman President and the timeline will be secured.

[Ed Hocken]

Blows my mind she's 58 and she looks like that. Bet you get some Blue Steel when you've got some strange days, eh Faster Faster?

This proves that fucking James Cameron is like drinking from the Fountain of Youth.

[Anderson]

If James Cameron's cock is the Fountain of Youth, then why does Linda Hamilton's face look like that?

[Captain Russ]

Unless I see on-stage human sacrifices, muppets with massive genitalia doing the helicopter, or Nick Nolte get in an epic 6-hour long cage match with Gary Busey, they'll be just as unnecessary as usual.

[Lesley]

Are they called the 2009 Oscars? I thought they were the 2010 Oscars? Or do they only cover movies that came out 2009....?

[Captain Russ]

Only films that were released before the end of 2009.

2010 is next year's sideshow.

[Abraham Smashington]

Fuck the oscars. I'm hoping to watch America's Fattest Fatties again like I did during the State of the Union. Maybe I'll be able to watch Pit Boss too,.

[Anderson]

Oscars happen on a Sunday. So, it's Amazing Race or The Cleveland Show. I hate Middle America and 90% of Seth McFarlane's creative output.

Oscars it is...again.


I still want to see a tribute to Peter Coyote.

[B_Metal]

Nick Nolte get in an epic 6-hour long cage match with Gary Busey

That sounds like heaven