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    Movie Quotes that Sound Sexual

    Gold Leader: It's no good, I can't maneuver!
    Gold Five: Stay on target.
    Gold Leader: *We're too close!*
    Gold Five: Stay on target!
    Gold Leader: [shouts] Loosen up!
    Gold Five: Gold Five to Red leader, lost Tiree, lost Dutch.
    Red Leader: I copy, Gold Leader.
    Gold Five: It came from... behind!
    Originally posted by Martin
    Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
    Originally posted by gravedigger
    Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
    Originally posted by Martin
    And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
    Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?
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    Bryant: I need ya, Decks. This is a bad one, the worst yet. I need the old blade runner, I need your magic.
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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    • #3
      Princess Leia: Into the garbage chute, fly boy.
      Originally posted by Martin
      Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
      Originally posted by gravedigger
      Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
      Originally posted by Martin
      And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
      Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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      • #4
        Sabretooth: [Sabretooth has Storm pinned to the wall]
        [growls]
        Sabretooth: Scream for me.
        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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        • #5
          Han Solo: let's blow this thing and go home!
          Originally posted by Martin
          Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
          Originally posted by gravedigger
          Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
          Originally posted by Martin
          And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
          Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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          • #6
            Princess Leia: You came in here, didn't you have a plan for getting out?
            Originally posted by Martin
            Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
            Originally posted by gravedigger
            Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
            Originally posted by Martin
            And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
            Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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            • #7
              C-3PO: My parts are showing? Oh, my goodness, oh!
              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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              • #8
                Artoo: Beep boop deep boop beep*


                *Translation: I'd fuck the buns off Leia.
                Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                • #9
                  "'Scuse me while I whip this out."
                  Last edited by Ed Hocken; 01-29-2010, 12:28 PM.
                  "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                  • #10
                    "General Turgidson, this is the ambassador."

                    Muffley,
                    Dr. Strangelove
                    Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.
                    "The bear is a solitary animal. They like their space. They live in a magic circle. They don't mind if you're, like, a mile away. But if you get inside their circle, they will maul you." - Anonymous

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                    • #11
                      Hudson: I say we grease this rat-fuck son of a bitch right now!
                      Originally posted by Martin
                      Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                      Originally posted by gravedigger
                      Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                      Originally posted by Martin
                      And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                      Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                      • #12
                        Brandon Lee as Johnny Murata in Showdown in Little Tokyo: Kenner, just in case we get killed, I wanted to tell you that you have the biggest dick I've ever seen on a man.

                        Lee's subtextual meaning:

                        I want you inside me, Dolph Lungren.

                        Love, Brandon Lee's ghostholes.
                        Me quick one want slow

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                        • #13
                          Stallone as Stallone with a beret in Demolition Man: Phoenix is out there. I'm gonna find him, and I'm gonna put him in a hurt locker.

                          Surrealist gay subtext: I'm gonna get him on my casting couch for that Bigelow movie, and then I'm gonna take his manhood.

                          (Then I'm gonna go listen to that dickhead sing "Jolly Green Giant" again at the Taco Bell.)
                          Me quick one want slow

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                          • #14
                            Russ is winning.
                            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                            • #15
                              "You don't have to beat me, Michael. You just have to keep up."
                              2012 Avatar Theme - LADIES FROM THE GOLDEN AGE OF HOLLYWOOD. January: Ava Gardner.

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