Most Memorable/Quotable Characters in Film

[Captain Russ]

27. Pat Bateman

"I have to return some videotapes."

"Oh, it's cranberry juice. Cranapple!"

"I know my behavior can sometimes be ERRATIC..."

"It even has a watermark...*cumsinpants*"

Almost Fletchian in its delivery: "If you'll excuse me, I have a lunch meeting with Cliff Huxtable at the Four Seasons..."

"Hey, I'm a child of divorce, gimme a break!"

[Nathan]

Awesome.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

Awesome.

times 2...loved that shit.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

28. Ordell Robbie (Samuel L./Jackie Brown)

"I got this young nineteen year old country girl named Sheronda. I found her on a bus stop two days outta Georgia, barefoot, country as a chicken coop. I took her to my place in Compton, told her it was Hollywood."

"We ain't going nowhere but to Koreatown, man. You ain't gonna be locked in here no more than ten minutes"

"Look, I hate to be the kinda nigga does a nigga a favor, then, BAM!, hits a nigga up for a favor in return. But I'm afraid I gots to be that kinda nigga."

and my favorite after walking into the Cockatoo Inn..."Shit, Jackie. You come in this place on Saturday night I bet you need nigger repellant to keep motherfuckers off your ass."

[Matt]

well...yeah. Throwing any QT movie in here is kinda cheating.

29. Chevy Chase as Irwin M. "Fletch" Fletcher, 'Fletch' and 'Fletch Lives':

Chevy's best character provides an endless stream of one-liners to share and enjoy.

[Shit Dickface]

Yeah, but Ordell Robbie's fucking GREAT.

[Matt]

absolutely. I will NOT argue against his inclusion.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

well...yeah. Throwing any QT movie in here is kinda cheating.

29. Chevy Chase as Irwin M. "Fletch" Fletcher, 'Fletch' and 'Fletch Lives':

Chevy's best character provides an endless stream of one-liners to share and enjoy.

Fletch is great...love that shit...pretty much anything with Chevy Chase during that time was legit though.

[Bobby Bear]

My mate Christophe and I have been known to go on extended Jason Lee quoting sprees. Usually, something from Brodie Bruce (Mallrats) or Banky Edwards (Chasing Amy.)



"Do you think her fallopian tubes can handle his sperm? I guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun through her back."
"My grandmother always said 'why buy the cow, when you get the sex for free?'"



"How was your pseudo-date?"
"And I'm telling you the bitch could be a bigger germ farm than that monkey in Outbreak."
"I add depth and shading to give the image more definition. Only then... does the drawing truly take shape."

[nerdious dorkus]

Really? No one said Dennis Hopper yet?

31. Frank Booth, Blue Velvet.

[Abraham Smashington]

32. Randal Graves - Jeff Anderson - CLERKS

Probably one of my favorite characters in any film ever.

[Matt]

33/34: Dennis Hopper and Christopher Walken, 'True Romance'.

You know exactly what I'm talking about, you eggplant.

[Abraham Smashington]

Good choice on using both of them. They both make that scene work perfectly.

[Matt]

35. Denis Leary as Gus, 'The Ref'
36. Kevin Spacey as Lloyd, 'The Ref'
37. Judy Davis as Caroline, 'The Ref'

My wife and I have this entire movie memorized. The level of writing in this movie is fantastic, with just the right amount of vulgar outrage to make it seem believable.

[Lisa]

24. Alicia Silverstone, Clueless

I'm sure I'll catch flak for this, but I still catch myself quoting it.

Not from me.

38. Everyone in Tootsie.

(Speaking of "EVERYONE!", thanks for the Gary Oldman gif, Billy! I love that part!)