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  • #16
    I have yet to see this...my mom wouldn't let me see it when it came out...and I have never got around to actually renting it...it's in my Netflix queue...should it be moved to the top?
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    • #17
      YES!!!!
      We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
      - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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      • #18
        Originally posted by BiG B View Post
        I have yet to see this...my mom wouldn't let me see it when it came out...and I have never got around to actually renting it...it's in my Netflix queue...should it be moved to the top?
        WTF man! Go listen to some squeeges!
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        • #19
          IT's the definition of a bad fun movie.
          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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          • #20
            You are a red-blooded straight man, right?

            Lots of ta-tas.
            We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
            - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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              • #22
                I'M SO EXCITED! I'M SO EXCITED! I'M SO, SO, SCARED!
                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                • #23
                  I know I know...It just hasn't seemed crucial to see...So here's the deal sealer, does Gina Gershon get "squeegeed"?
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                  • #24
                    It's so bad that they eventually gave in and changed their marketing of the film. They actually pushed it in a 'so bad that you that MUST see it' fashion.
                    Originally posted by Martin
                    Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                    Originally posted by gravedigger
                    Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                    Originally posted by Martin
                    And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                    Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by BiG B View Post
                      I have yet to see this...my mom wouldn't let me see it when it came out...and I have never got around to actually renting it...it's in my Netflix queue...should it be moved to the top?



                      In a word?? YES!!
                      "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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                      • #26
                        It's the Crazy Dutchman's version of a Russ Meyer movie.

                        Only no one finds love or happiness, and no one ends up a murderous trannie. And all breasts are of realistic proportions.

                        So really, just a Verhoeven flick with dancing and kitsch value.
                        Last edited by Captain Russ; 01-08-2010, 04:25 PM.
                        Me quick one want slow

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                        • #27
                          The scene where the rockstar guy rapes her friend is pretty disturbing, but other than that one scene wrecking all the cheese, this movie is GOLD!

                          Originally posted by ScooterLaBeef View Post
                          This movie is great!
                          A few months back Bryan, Ari, and I where in a work meeting and the speaker was a movie audio special effects guy. When I asked him what was the craziest thing he ever did to replicate a sound (thinking he would say stabbing a dead pig or something) he laughed and told us that he did the audio for Showgirls and the one scene where they are screwing in the pool.... that sexy making noise, well that sound was the result of a wet squeegee being pounded inside of an old shoe.

                          Now go watch this movie and think of that.... it's hilarious!
                          And that's the BEST PART! It's not even the squeegee sounds - which makes it more hilarious, now that I know - it's the "sexy sounds" they're both making as they do it. It was like listening to a couple of dolphins fucking.
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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by LisaNY
                            It was like listening to a couple of dolphins fucking.
                            Brilliant. Showgirls: It's like listening to a couple of dolphins fucking.

                            That should be on the DVD cover.
                            "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Abraham Smashington View Post
                              Our commentary would be sounds of me beating off while crying: "WHY JESSE WHY?!" And just stunned silence from Ceej.
                              Yep, I think this needs to happen.
                              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                              • #30
                                YES!
                                "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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