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Howard, thoughts on Tommy Lee. Are we talking beyond John Holmes?
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To this, I say. LULZ.Originally posted by Rob View PostBlog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/
Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."
Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ
Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.Comment
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He's kind of skeezy. Doesn't turn me on in the slightest.- Francois de La RochefoucauldWe are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.Comment
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The Pam Anderson one is hilarious, the Janine/Brett one is boring as fuck, Kim's is kinda lame but Screech's is the best one ever. I had so many lulz to that one."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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I'd still buttpound her. Probably surprise her with a frayed extension cord plugged into the wall if she didn't wake up.
Her: "OW! What the fuck?!? Was that electricity?"
Me:
"Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings
"You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper
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I'd do that too. Hard. That would at least get some movement out of her.Originally posted by Jake View Post
The Pam/Tommy Lee one is actually pretty good. Pam at least knows what she's doing, especially in the oral department. The Pam/Brett one is unremarkable, although she shows off her oral prowess nicely again.
The Paris Hilton one is boring, but at least she's a bit more enthusiastic.
Never saw the Screech one.Originally posted by MartinOriginally posted by gravediggerOriginally posted by MartinComment
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I hear the Verne Troyer one is the best. Thoughts on K. Dash, meh, I haven't seen the video and after the description I won't waste my time looking for it. Side note, I shoot all my amateur home videos like a Puff Daddy music video. I'm going going back back...Comment
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I saw a clip and it's pretty terrifying. His midget tongue flicking in and out of that Frida Kahlo-looking woman's mouth like a dog dick still haunts my dreams.Originally posted by Phat Dizaztr View Post"Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings
"You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper
~*RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~
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LULZ!!!Comment
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This thread is great. haha"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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Pretty epic."Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci
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