The Kim Kardashian Video: You're All Insane

[Matt]

Bored and spaced out, she just lays there while the dude that she's with mounts/fondles/has his way with her.

Is she attractive? NO. And she's gonna be HUGE one day. Those pounds may be off for now, but I'll wait...
Is she good in bed? NO. She looks like a terrible lay. I'd stop what I was doing and turn on 'Hogan's Heroes' for a more satisfying conclusion.

SOMEBODY PLEASE explain her appeal.

[Ed Hocken]

Matt aka Judas Booth: BDR's Celebrity Sex Tape analyst

[Ari]

I'll pick up a 6 pack and join you in some 'Hogan's Heroes', Matt.

[Howard]

The Latina big butt and cleavage? *shrugs*

[ScooterLaBeef]

Bored and spaced out, she just lays there while the dude that she's with mounts/fondles/has his way with her.

Is she attractive? NO. And she's gonna be HUGE one day. Those pounds may be off for now, but I'll wait...
Is she good in bed? NO. She looks like a terrible lay. I'd stop what I was doing and turn on 'Hogan's Heroes' for a more satisfying conclusion.

SOMEBODY PLEASE explain her appeal.

Totally agree, she looked like a virgin in bed

[Matt]

She isn't UGLY by any means, but come on! It'd be a bad night if she were the hottest woman in the bar.

[Ed Hocken]

I'll pick up a 6 pack and join you in some 'Hogan's Heroes', Matt.

Ari, Matt will not be your Carpy.

[Matt]

Matt aka Judas Booth: BDR's Celebrity Sex Tape analyst

Hey, I've seen a few of them. Somebody needs to teach Kim what to fucking do, that's for sure.

[Abraham Smashington]

Her ass man. That is all.

Is that tape boring? Yep. But that fucking ass man. I would eat icecream outta that ass.

[B_Metal]

She's attractive, period. A dead lay however is a deal breaker. I hadn't seen the video so I had no knowledge of her bedroom prowess. In my mind she was a minx, but now....Eh.

[Ed Hocken]

When is a sex tape not boring? After listening to enough sources, it appears that video taping yourself doing it is not interesting.

[Abraham Smashington]

When is a sex tape not boring? After listening to enough sources, it appears that video taping yourself doing it is not interesting.

That's why I add alot of smash zooms and shit. Keep people on their toes.

[Ed Hocken]

Fuckin A man, I didn't ask your sex tape to be shot like a Hype Williams video. Why did you use a fish eye lens?

[Howard]

Rarely are they boring. Funny? Yes. Interesting? Yes.

Personally I think the Fred Durst one is pretty funny. Same to the Pamela Anderson one.

[Abraham Smashington]

Makes everything look more GANGSTA.