Speed Racer: You're All Insane

[Ed Hocken]

SILENCE HERETIC.

Sorry, can't hear your over the freezing nature of your home state.

But as to what Ari said, Speed Racer on the same level as GI JOE.

[Martin]

I say this and GI Joe are on the same level, but this film melted my contacts to my retinas.

GI Joe didn't have the chimp and the retard, but it had Channing Tatum and Marlon Wayans.

You're right, it's even.

Not wait, Speed Racer didn't have Sienna Miller in sexy outfits and Rachel Nichols and her boobs.

Advantage Gi Joe.

[Abraham Smashington]

Yeah, awesome. This is the Wachowski's best flick. Yep. I said it.

[Ed Hocken]

Speed Racer had Susan Surrandon as a mom and Christina Ricci as a full blown anime character.

Advantage: SPEED RACER

[Matt]

over 'The Matrix'? somebody take Rob's temperature, please.

[Howard]

I less than 3 the tag.

[Martin]

Christina Ricci has a forehead that never ends.

Advantage GI Joe.

[Matt]

GI Joe had the treadmill scene with bouncy bouncy action.

[Abraham Smashington]

over 'The Matrix'? somebody take Rob's temperature, please.

I used to love The Matrix. Now I can barely get through the movie. And the sequels tainted it.

[Matt]

well, yeah. Forget about the sequels. 'the Matrix' worked perfectly as a standalone film, and it ended on exactly the right note. I still love it.

[Abraham Smashington]

I may just need a break from it.

[Martin]

well, yeah. Forget about the sequels. 'the Matrix' worked perfectly as a standalone film, and it ended on exactly the right note. I still love it.

This is truth.

[Ed Hocken]

Christina Ricci has a forehead that never ends.

Advantage GI Joe.

Ricci's forehead has far more acting ability than the two actresses in GI JOE. And the titties, 'nuff said.

[Abraham Smashington]

Ricci is a fucking alien.

[Ed Hocken]

I can understand that, but let's focus on the tits here. Eyes on the prize, Rob. Eyes on the prize!