The Fifth Element: you're all insane

[Matt]

FUCK this movie. I can't be the ONLY sane person on this forum who hates this movie with a fervent zeal.

[Abraham Smashington]

There are so many other movies to hate. I don't understand why this would be one? Unless you thought it was going to be something else?

[Abraham Smashington]

But what do I know? I enjoy Hackers and not The Blues Brothers.

[Nathan]

I like it. Not sure it will age very well being so stylized.

[Ed Hocken]

Oh shit! He just threw it down!

For the real answer, it's not Besson's best. I would say LEON is his best, with maybe La Femme Nikkita after that.

[Abraham Smashington]

I like it. Not sure it will age very well being so stylized.

I think that's part of its charm. I can't think of another sci-fi flick that is anything like this movie.

[Abraham Smashington]

And Leon is definitely his best IMO, but this movie was too much fun. I dunno, I think that Judas is the first person I've ever talked to that HATES it.

[Matt]

I love 'Leon' and 'La Femme Nikita'. 'The Big Blue' was ok, and I never saw 'The Messenger'.

Previews for T5E made it look like something wondrous...almost Star Wars like in its originality. The finished product was a total mess of a film, and I would have walked out of the damn theater had I not been stuck with friends who wanted to stay.

Seriously, watching this film was the cinematic equivalent of slamming my dick in a car door.

[nerdious dorkus]

The style, the characters, and non-gritty future was what sold me.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

I like it. Not sure it will age very well being so stylized.

Just watched it for the first time last night and it holds up. I don't think they were going for a 100% straight movie, the subtle humor worked great.

I can understand the hate for the Opera chick and Tucker got on my nerves slightly...but overall the movie is pretty fucking epic.

[Matt]

and I wanted to slap Milla Jovovich silly. She wouldn't SHUT THE FUCK UP with that stupid fake language. LOUD LOUD LOUD LOUD SHUT THE FUCK UP STOP RAMBLING.

Oh God, the singing blue squid lady...fuck. HATE this movie.

[Abraham Smashington]

Previews for T5E made it look like something wondrous...almost Star Wars like in its originality. The finished product was a total mess of a film, and I would have walked out of the damn theater had I not been stuck with friends who wanted to stay.

Seriously, watching this film was the cinematic equivalent of slamming my dick in a car door.

I thought it was pretty original. But in a way that I can see would polarize people.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

and I wanted to slap Milla Jovovich silly. She wouldn't SHUT THE FUCK UP with that stupid fake language. LOUD LOUD LOUD LOUD SHUT THE FUCK UP STOP RAMBLING.

Oh God, the singing blue squid lady...fuck. HATE this movie.

I agree on the language it went on too long...once she learned all of history and every martial art, she should've learned Engrish...


MULTIPASS

[B_Metal]

and I wanted to slap Milla Jovovich silly. She wouldn't SHUT THE FUCK UP with that stupid fake language. LOUD LOUD LOUD LOUD SHUT THE FUCK UP STOP RAMBLING.

Oh God, the singing blue squid lady...fuck. HATE this movie.

Lulz, he called you Judath.

[Matt]

You're all insane.