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  • #76
    She was way hotter in Dazed and Confused.
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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    • #77
      Originally posted by Rob View Post
      Judas, is there another sci-fi flick you hate as much as this one?
      Nothing comes to mind at the moment.
      Originally posted by Martin
      Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
      Originally posted by gravedigger
      Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
      Originally posted by Martin
      And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
      Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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      • #78
        Wow. So (sorry Nate) Ice Pirates would be considered better than this?
        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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        • #79
          Or The Island?
          The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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          • #80
            Oooh, BOO TO THE ISLAND!
            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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            • #81
              I honestly haven't seen 'Ice Pirates' or 'Space Hunter' in at least 20 years, but those don't really count for this...they're incompetently made films that didn't even TRY for quality. T5E had a huge budget and some talent behind it...only a truly talented filmaker could churn out a piece of shit like THAT.
              Originally posted by Martin
              Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
              Originally posted by gravedigger
              Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
              Originally posted by Martin
              And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
              Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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              • #82
                Ice Pirates was not, uh, not, not good.
                Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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                • #83
                  Originally posted by Judas Booth View Post
                  I honestly haven't seen 'Ice Pirates' or 'Space Hunter' in at least 20 years, but those don't really count for this...they're incompetently made films that didn't even TRY for quality. T5E had a huge budget and some talent behind it...only a truly talented filmaker could churn out a piece of shit like THAT.

                  Fair enough.
                  "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                  "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                  • #84
                    For some reason, a great double feature of The 5th Element and Stargate is pure bliss to me.
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                    Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                    John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                    Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                    Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                    • #85
                      and I LIKE 'Stargate' for what it is.
                      Originally posted by Martin
                      Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                      Originally posted by gravedigger
                      Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                      Originally posted by Martin
                      And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                      Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                      • #86
                        That may be it: it lacks a James Spader.
                        Me quick one want slow

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                        • #87
                          And the Russell. OH MAN.

                          The 5th Element with Kurt Russell playing Ruby Rhod would be GLORIOUS.
                          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                          • #88
                            NOTHING short of a fire can make T5E glorious.
                            Originally posted by Martin
                            Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                            Originally posted by gravedigger
                            Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                            Originally posted by Martin
                            And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                            Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                            • #89
                              Wrong. Drugs can make T5E GLORIOUS!!!!!
                              We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
                              - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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                              • #90
                                We missed you, Howard.
                                Originally posted by Martin
                                Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                                Originally posted by gravedigger
                                Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                                Originally posted by Martin
                                And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                                Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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