Star Trek: EVERYTHING

[Abraham Smashington]

Fuck him.

[Captain Russ]

First one I saw in the theater was the final OG film, with the Klingon blood in zero-G.

All I remember aside from the murder mystery is Clarence Boddicker looked like a roadie for Deep Purple.

[Nathan]

I remember The Shat's wig looking pretty awful in 6.

[Howard]

First one I saw in the theater was the final OG film, with the Klingon blood in zero-G.

This. This makes me feel old.

[Abraham Smashington]

Well you were around for the birth of the skateboard.

[Captain Russ]

Don't feel bad Howard.

I only started watching the Treks when my Star Wars tapes started to warp.

And then...Goiterman had to go back to that fucking well.

[Ed Hocken]

I wonder what could have been had the 1970s Star Trek revamped tv show took off?

[Captain Russ]

Probably something awesome and titty-filled.

Total Recall decades before.

STREETS AHEAD.

ENGAGE!

[Ed Hocken]

TItty filled? This isn't Sam Peckinpah's Star Trek....Say, that's not a bad idea.

[Captain Russ]

Best idea you've had since you joined here.

MIND EXPLOSION

[Matt]

I've seen them all in the theater, and I've seen all of them since ST3 on opening night. I'd personally rank them in the following order:

ST3
ST2
ST6
ST:FC
ST4
ST1
ST5
ST:I
ST:N
ST:G

[Captain Russ]

I saw Nemesis in the theater.

I wish I could have seen Nemesis 2: Nebula instead.

[Ed Hocken]

Kim Catrell wasn't bad in six. She did fine.

Still can't believe you saw Insurrection on opening day. Good lord

[Howard]

Thank god FC washes the stench of Generations out of my nose. Still good.

[Captain Russ]

Picard is so bipolar in that one, it is awesome.

Drunk Troi: highly smashable.