It Happened One Night

[Abraham Smashington]

I'd rather watch Welles eating planets.

[Ed Hocken]

I'd rather watch the guy who voiced Brain from Pinky & The Brain impersonate Orson Wells in that one scene from The Critic.

"...filled with green peeness."

[Nathan]

Haven't seen Kane either. I'm behind on current releases anyway. Should have the new Punisher waiting for me when I get home.

[Anderson]

I had to be the one swinging the biggest dick here, but I've read more classic literature and seen more classic films than anyone here.


Excuse me, if I like to read Hustler and watch I Spit On Your Grave.

[Ed Hocken]

Will you be drinking King Cobra as this is going on?

[Anderson]

Will you be drinking King Cobra as this is going on?

No....Bubble Up.

[Ed Hocken]

With or without Jack Daniels?

[Anderson]

With or without Jack Daniels?

Without.


Can we get back to shitting on classic films?

Shawshawk Redemption made prison rape seem more fascinating than this turd of a film.


Lord of the Rings could've been prevented has we let the Nazis bomb more of England


Million Dollar Baby is proof positive that Clint Eastwood should've got kicked in the head by a horse.

Chariots of Fire made me hate Jews.

[Ed Hocken]

Bonne and Clyde touched me in the bathing suit area.

[Abraham Smashington]

The only good Lord of the Rings flick is the Fellowship.

[Nathan]

The only good LOTR movie is none of them.

[Abraham Smashington]

ok, with all of the opinions in here, can we all agree on one thing?

Top Gun is the best gay movie about the military ever

[Captain Russ]

Troof.

[Abraham Smashington]

Barkley knows what's up.

[Anderson]

ok, with all of the opinions in here, can we all agree on one thing?

Top Gun is the best gay movie about the military ever

I'll give you that. But, the military is a bastion of Athenian homo-carnal archetypes wrapped into one nice package.

Top that.