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  • I want to bang Rosie the Hobbit...

    I'm watching LOTR the Extended cut at the moment, and Rosie is hot. Stupid Samwise. I'm getting in the mindset for some epic D&D when my bro gets back from Florida.
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

  • #2
    I should really bust these out. I have all three extended versions and haven't opened any of them in years.
    Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
    Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
    POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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    • #3
      I haven't watched The Two Towers or Return of the King since I saw them in the theater. FOTR is the only one I really enjoyed.
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      • #4
        They're all too damn long. Beautiful and all, but..... And I never cared about any of the characters. Something was missing.
        Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
        Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
        POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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        • #5
          You guys are nutso. Second best trilogy ever. Can't wait for Blu-ray.
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          • #6
            . LOTR was never my thing. My pops has loved this series since he was a kid and tried multiple times to get me into them but it never stuck. But FOTR strikes the perfect balance. I'm a sucker for the beginning of things and seeing them all join the fellowship is fantastic. As is the whole part down in the mines.

            But TTT bored me to death in the theater and ROTK was just too damn long.

            Plus like Randal said: "It's three movies about walking."
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Ari View Post
              You guys are nutso. Second best trilogy ever.
              FAIL. Everyone knows the second best trilogy ever is Back to the Future.

              Say hi to your grandma for me...
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              • #8
                FAIL.

                Everyone knows this is the second best trilogy ever:
                http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maniac_Cop
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                Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                • #9
                  MATT CORDELL FTW!

                  The undead jawline that is out for justice.

                  But really, the second best trilogy is Indiana Jones. Or the original Star Wars. Ah shit, they rearrange themselves in my mind every few years.

                  Jackson made a valiant effort, but I haven't revisited the films on my own without the aid of TNT in the past few years. Jones and the Wars have.

                  Jones and the Wars. Gonna go rename my Rock Band band band. Band.
                  Last edited by Captain Russ; 01-06-2009, 08:22 PM.
                  Me quick one want slow

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Rob View Post
                    FAIL. Everyone knows the second best trilogy ever is Back to the Future.
                    This is true. It is also true that any right-thinking heterosexual male wants to plow Rosie's garden.

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                    • #11
                      Sorry...Connery as the third part wild card beats ZZ Topp. And I realize how blasphemous that sounds.
                      Me quick one want slow

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                      • #12
                        Samwise was full of the gey.
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                        • #13
                          You shut your filthy whore mouth when talking about Mikey.
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                          • #14
                            I love Mikey, Rudy and even Samwise...but he was hot on Frodo.
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                            • #15
                              I'd bang Frodo. Then I'd steal the ring.
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