Street Trash...Play by Play with Spoilers

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Ari was kind enough to pick me up a copy of Street Trash for my burfday...and I've been trying to watch it, but haven't had the right moment. Without further ado, I give you the play by play of Street Trash (as viewed at work)...

Nice camerwork at the beginning, dirty as hobos everywhere, this is insane...wow a building's on fire...people are running out naked...look at that bush, wow...Oh snaps the king of the hobos...a dude with no hands smoking a cigarette...this is great...

[Sarah]

We can always count on Ari to get you the best Big B!

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Okay, so the liquor store owner just found "Viper"..."This stuff is about 60 years old"..."1 buck, not bad, I thought you jews would try to make more than that"...

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Oh...just wait for Ari's gift....


OH SHIT a yuppie just got thrown through his window by the king of the hobos!!!!!!!

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Bum Fights!!!!!!!!!

[Ari]

All this and he's currently at work folks!

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Oh snaps, he drank the viper...oh shit he's liquefying...he's now a blob of blue and green...ewwwwww

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Fuck Kimbo Slice's dad is in this shit...he's a bum with a gas mask.

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Dude this is some classic 80's NY shit...fucking garbage, dirty ass city...bums are insane. This is one of the craziest pieces of shit I have ever seen.

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Another just drank viper, his toe exploded!!!!!!!!!

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Cop just told a lady he "wasn't to sure she didn't have a cock."...bums fucking, kinda gross...another bum is gonna score with some Asian broad...Kimbo's dad robbing a grocery store...cops are awesome...

[Abraham Smashington]

haha....this movie is awesome

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Bums are sleeping...Bronson, king of the bums is having a flashback to 'Nam...he just saved some chicks life, she's sucking on his nipples...oh shit the guy from GoodFellas is in this the guy who owned the restaurant...wow...all star cast...the bum dude with the purple hat's about to score...

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So this 300lb fool just died on the Asian broad...he played a trick, faked the heart attack...wow, dead broad on the shore, the chick that the purple hat bum fucked...300lb fool just got down with the dead chick...oh snaps, Bronson cut off another bum's dick, time to play keep away...

what kind of fucked up shit is this?

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

And I quote..."The Don of Douchebags"