They Live

[Abraham Smashington]

Fuck, I'm always weary about HD versions of movies like this. Robocop looked so fucking fake (yeah, I know it's always been a dude in a rubber suit) on blu that it was distracting to me.

[Nathan]

Forgot about that Mel Gibson story. Good stuff. You never did spill the beans on asshole celebrities you've met.

[Ari]

Met Keith David. He was awesome.

Michael Clark Duncan was one of the coolest people I've ever met.

Brad Pitt invited us to eat the at the catering truck on Mr & Mrs Smith.

I helped Kelsey Grammar find the bathroom once.

Pierce Brosnan was lost and acted like a dick, but he may have been pissed that someone gave him bad directions.

Howie Mandel was also lost once. I saw him and kinda squealed out his name in delight (this was years before his gameshow). He acted like I was some kinda freak for knowing his name and took off as fast as he could.

Adam Sandler told my buddy that he bet he got a ton of pussy.

I nearly lost it when Paul Verhoeven came in.

Ron Howard refused to listen to me and almost set off an alarm by getting to close to a painting.

Luke Perry is fucking awesome. Brian Austin Green is not.

[Abraham Smashington]

Of course Luke Perry is awesome.

[Ari]

My co-worker was signing him in and asked for his ID. I said it's fine, I know who he is. He then told me that if I know his name then he should know mine. Really freaking cool, especially since it was in like the first 6 months of working here.

Also, Bill O'Riley comes in a lot. 'Nuff said.

[Abraham Smashington]

WE'LL DO IT LIVE!

[Nathan]

We'll use the falafel thing

[B_Metal]

My co-worker was signing him in and asked for his ID. I said it's fine, I know who he is. He then told me that if I know his name then he should know mine. Really freaking cool, especially since it was in like the first 6 months of working here.

Also, Bill O'Riley comes in a lot. 'Nuff said.

You should blog the brush's with celebs that you have. It'd be funny to read daily, like some days. OMGZorz Met Alec Baldwin. then the next day, Stephen Baldwin came in....Whoooopdedooo!! LuLz

[Ari]

I really don't have much interaction with them anymore.

[Abraham Smashington]

That's what happens when you pull your penis out infront of Natalie Portman.

[Ari]

I had to try, goddamnit!!!

[B_Metal]

I had to try, goddamnit!!!

What face did she make once you had it exposed? was it or was it or was it I know it had to be one of them.

[Ari]

No face, she just laughed.

Is that bad?

[B_Metal]

No face, she just laughed.

Is that bad?

Did she point AND laugh or just laugh. Two different things.

[Ari]

Nah, right after she laughed she got a phone call and said something about "Micro docks" or something like that. I really couldn't hear her.