the only thing i have to defend myself against zombies is my wiimote and nunchuck. i guess i could use the ps3 as well since it's heavy as hell. otherwise i have nothing... :-\
i would like to make that but that means i'd have to buy a shotgun and saw off the barrel. that's just too much work for me...
i guess i could just get a glock and place one bullet in the case. one, because if zombies came, i would just kill myself. fuck dealing with zombies. too lazy for that shit.
hmm... posibilities ehh? i'm getting it on with a girl, and a zombie comes up from behind me in mid-coitus and eats my brains, cause i was too busy to notice. while getting head, i get really relaxed, close my eyes, and rest my head back... then i feel gnawing and biting, look down, and find the girl dead on the floor and the zombie on my weiner. yah, i think i'd rather just put a bullet between my eyes before i have to deal with nonsense.
but then imagine you come back as a zombie and get to finish getting head...this time you literally get her head and eat it, then you can work your way down....
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