does marvel need any more variants of their characters?

[nerdious dorkus]

spider-ham was funny, marvel zombies (well, the first miniseries) was awesome, but now marvel is introducing marvel apes. do we REALLY need another variant on story lines and archs? will it even work?!

http://io9.com/381914/hey-hey-theyre-the-marvel-monkeys

[Abraham Smashington]

Re: does marvel need any more variants of their characters?

You can't be fucking serious?

Goddamnit Quesada.

[nerdious dorkus]

Re: does marvel need any more variants of their characters?

haha. and i just noticed you changed the topics for this board to spider-ham. awesome.

[nerdious dorkus]

Re: does marvel need any more variants of their characters?

You can't be fucking serious?

Goddamnit Quesada.

and remember quesada is the one that gave the greenlight on spiderman's one more day. one of the stupidest move ever. "oh, let's retcon EVERYTHING that's happened to spiderman. he's been abused enough."

[Abraham Smashington]

Re: does marvel need any more variants of their characters?

Oh no. I had Spider-Ham there from the beginning because I just knew you'd post this someday. Haha.

[nerdious dorkus]

Re: does marvel need any more variants of their characters?

Oh no. I had Spider-Ham there from the beginning because I just knew you'd post this someday. Haha.

well, what can i say? we do all love spider-ham. and those who don't need to be burned by the podcaust.

[Abraham Smashington]

Re: does marvel need any more variants of their characters?

I still can't believe that there is going to be a comic with all of the X-men as fucking apes. Seriously?

Christ.

[nerdious dorkus]

Re: does marvel need any more variants of their characters?

if the ape version of x-men live in trees, where would the morlocks live?

[Abraham Smashington]

Re: does marvel need any more variants of their characters?

Are we going to see Luke Cage or would that be considered racist by some people?

We should not have to ask these questions. This should not happen. I'm glad I only read good comics.

[nerdious dorkus]

Re: does marvel need any more variants of their characters?

Are we going to see Luke Cage or would that be considered racist by some people?

We should not have to ask these questions. This should not happen. I'm glad I only read good comics.

the question i want answered is, which one will be slinging their poop as their super power? my money is on spider-ape.

[Ari]

Re: does marvel need any more variants of their characters?

I really don't miss comics all that much anymore. Not a bit.

[nerdious dorkus]

Re: does marvel need any more variants of their characters?

I really don't miss comics all that much anymore. Not a bit.

go and read fables, 100 bullets, the walking dead, marvel zombies (the first miniseries), or y the last man; and say that again.

[Ari]

Re: does marvel need any more variants of their characters?

I've read Marvel Zombies and Civil War. I'm good for now.

[Abraham Smashington]

Re: does marvel need any more variants of their characters?

No you're not. Go read the Walking Dead dammit. It's one of the best comics ever. For cereal.

[Ari]

Re: does marvel need any more variants of their characters?

Oh man, I wish I had some Corn Flakes right now.

Damn you Rob, and your mention of cereal!