Random Shit Dealing With Comics

[Captain Russ]

Yeah, that site is gold.

This dude is how every fan should be:



Retarded, but passionate.

[Timothy225]

This is shaping up to be one magnificent train wreck.



That's the Green Goblin, folks! You can't make shit like this up!

[Abraham Smashington]

[Abraham Smashington]

[Howard]

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[Abraham Smashington]

Conan talks about shitty DC characters.

[Captain Russ]

Fucking glorious.

[Timothy225]

Christina Hendricks would love to play Wonder Woman? Oh, mais oui!

[BillyG]

I wouldn't be able to see that one in theaters.

[Ed Hocken]

Raincoat sales are going to go off the charts.

We're also gonna need a lot more mops.

[gravedigger]

I would buy out the entire theater so I could have Maximum Quality Time.

Also, so one of the Fantastic Four is getting offed, huh? Who's it gonna be? Will they turn Reed into some genius supergod or something?

[Ed Hocken]

Some shit like that I suppose.

Can "killing" off a character even garner attention anymore? It's inevitable they bring the character back after a while.

Someone wheel in Senior Comics analyst and Kentucky gentleman Anderson to discuss this.

[Timothy225]

Well, there's talk of a WW TV series, so we can all crank it at home! Just like we did to Lynda Carter back in the day!

Even if they don't pick Hendricks to play Wonder Woman (FOOLS!), Hocken bless her for saying she'd do it in a heartbeat. She's good peeps, that Christina!

[nerdious dorkus]

Ugh to Fear Itself.

[Timothy225]

Heard that, dude. I thought Marvel was taking a break from these big event books?

Not raising any interest in me whatsoever, nor is it motivating me to going back to buying any Big Two books either.