DISNEY now owns Spider-Man...

[Abraham Smashington]

http://kotaku.com/5349341/disney-buy...-for-4-billion


Jesus christ. 4 billion dollars? Damn. I wonder how this is going to affect the movies and games, if at all.

[B_Metal]

http://kotaku.com/5349341/disney-buy...-for-4-billion


Jesus christ. 4 billion dollars? Damn. I wonder how this is going to affect the movies and games, if at all.

They will be all cutesy and sell lots of plush dolls in relation to them.

[Ari]

[Ed Hocken]

Wonder what Garth Ennis will think of this?

Still, it's a better move than when the company was bought by Ron Perlman (The Revlon guy).

[B_Metal]

Hellboy has a revlon contract? Awesome!

[Ed Hocken]

Sadly not, I meant Ron Perelman. This guy.

[Abraham Smashington]

Holy shit, does this mean we could get a fucking PIXAR/MARVEL flick? Oh man. That would be fucking AMAZING.

[BudLeonard]

Joe Jonas as Dr. Strange, amirite?

[Anderson]

Wonder what Garth Ennis will think of this?

Still, it's a better move than when the company was bought by Ron Perlman (The Revlon guy).

Garth Ennis doesn't work at Marvel anymore.

[Matt]

Just give me a Longshot in Mojo-world movie. Come on, Pixar...you're MADE for that kind of material.

[Ed Hocken]

Give it up, Judas. There's no way there will be a Longshot movie. Much in the same way there will never be a good story involving Venom.

And feel free to make some kind of Northstar/Disney Musical joke here.

[Matt]

EdHocken: THE CRUSHER OF DREAMS

[Ed Hocken]

You say crusher of dreams. I say bringer of reality*.

*Secretly pines for U.S. Agent movie.

[Matt]

'Strikeforce: Morituri', coming to theaters, 2013. You heard it here first.

[Ed Hocken]

I will personally take it to the streets if I find out that Marrow gets a movie.