Secret Wars II

[Anderson]

I left you a voice mail about the Beyonder. Use it as a jumping off-point to discuss The Beyonder.

Fuck Watchmen.

We need to hear C.J.'s thoughts on the B-Man's jheri curl.

[Abraham Smashington]

you're gonna be dissapointed. We don't know shit about Secret Wars II. haha

[Ari]

How could you, it's a secret!

[Anderson]

you're gonna be dissapointed. We don't know shit about Secret Wars II. haha

So, I should call back in and leave a message ala Ari's long diatribes about Heroes and gay toys?

[Abraham Smashington]

Lulz.

[Ari]

Who the fuck is that?

EDIT: Never mind, that's the Beyonder I guess. I could swore he looked way different.

[Anderson]

Who the fuck is that?

That's God as envisioned by Jim Shooter and Al Milgrom.

[Ari]

So, I should call back in and leave a message ala Ari's long diatribes about Heroes and gay toys?

I leave messages about gay toys?

I thought I only talked about the bi-curious ones.

[Anderson]

Seriously.

Spend about five bucks and buy the entire Secret Wars II maxi-series. It's LOLzed out.

You'll have an entire episode based on how fucking retarded it was.

[Anderson]

I leave messages about gay toys?

I thought I only talked about the bi-curious ones.

I thought you did one about the Marvel Legends. I'm just giving you shit over the Heroes call-in last time.

I'm a DC Direct whore myself.

[Abraham Smashington]

Seriously.

Spend about five bucks and buy the entire Secret Wars II maxi-series. It's LOLzed out.

You'll have an entire episode based on how fucking retarded it was.

This sounds like a plan.

[Anderson]

This sounds like a plan.

You will not be disappointed. There are tie-in issues as well, but they range from rather good to shit squared.

They even had a tie-in with the Transformers comic at the time.

Still, the Fantastic Four tie-in was fucking amazing and stands as the last time that John Byrne didn't write like a retarded monkey selling his butthole for crack cocaine.

[Ari]

I thought you did one about the Marvel Legends. I'm just giving you shit over the Heroes call-in last time.

I'm a DC Direct whore myself.

I know I've posted plenty about Marvel Legends, but I don't recall calling.

I have a ton of DC Direct stuff, but I've stopped buying from them ever since Mattel began the DC Universe Classics line.

And my review for Heroes this week is my personal favorite.

[Anderson]

I know I've posted plenty about Marvel Legends, but I don't recall calling.

I have a ton of DC Direct stuff, but I've stopped buying from them ever since Mattel began the DC Universe Classics line.

And my review for Heroes this week is my personal favorite.

Cool.

Well, not about the Mattel dealie.

[Ari]

Hey, besides that fact that their QC sucks (it's getting better) and you can't find the damn toys anywhere, they're pretty freaking great.

I don't see Killer Moth in any DC Direct line.