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  • FUCK HOSTMONSTER (or, how we are so awesome they can't deal with us)

    And we're fucking back! So the story goes as such....

    We are awesome, we have awesome fans, our fans love us so much that we took down a goddamn hosting company....whose job it is to keep up websites.

    Every week when a new episode was posted, you guys (like a pack of ravenous wolves) would download it. And every week we'd take down HOSTMONSTERS servers. So much so that PodCaust shot up inthe chain of command at their company. I'm picturing board meetings that went something like this:

    "Sir, other clients have reported their sites down once a week, every week. We can't figure out exactly why, but something called PodCaust may have something to do with it."

    "PodCaust?! What the fuck is PodCaust? Some sort of nazi site? Jenkins! Get in here! What the fuck is PodCaust and why are they so popular?!"

    "Well sir, PodCaust actually is a pretty decent site. They have a weekly podcast that is both informative and hilarious. In fact I'm a subscriber..."

    "JENKINS! YOU'RE FIRED!"

    "TAKE PODCAUST OFFLINE RIGHT NOW!"


    And so it was to be that they took us down with no prior notification. And thier "Unlimited bandwidth" promise was a big fucking lie. So for now, the archives are down from the main site, but you can still access the older episodes from our iTunes link (which you can find on our sweet new site). Thanks to all of you who emailed me and msg'd me. It's nice to know that we can help pass the time while you're supposed to be working...


    PODCAUST: FUCK WITH US, WE'LL TAKE YOUR ASS DOWN.
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

  • #2
    I have called off the bomb threat. Welcome back!
    "With all the dick sucking and butt fucking jokes we make, this is the gayest thing ever posted on BDR. Even Howard cringed from behind his laptop playing Gilmore Girls." -BillyG

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    • #3
      MWAHAHAHAHAH!

      PODCAUST: Raping bandwidth since Vanilla Ice sang "Go Ninja Go".

      Glad to see yer back.
      Me quick one want slow

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      • #4
        Glad to be back.
        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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        • #5
          I wasn't on the intertrucks yesterday and Podcaust was down? Hmm, maybe I'm like the downsy kid from St. Elsewhere. Podcaust only exists when I'm online to look at it!

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          • #6
            It........is..........ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
            Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
            Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
            POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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            • #7
              Haha I figured you spent the website money on more beer for yourself, Rob.
              "How the fuck does your brain go Kevin Spacey~K-Pax?" - Rob

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              • #8
                And I say God Damn! WTF, that shit sucked not having the boards around... Ari, Bryan, and I had to actually get some work done!

                Well glad that your back up and lets not ever have that happen again!
                "Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious

                "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson

                Recipient of "The Best Post of the Day Award" : 1

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                • #9
                  Thank God you're back!

                  Now let's get "Valerie" signed up on here to find out how many "winks" she'd give your podcasts.
                  Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                  Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                  John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                  Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                  Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                  • #10
                    Haha. awesome. Sucks they banned her.
                    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                    • #11
                      I refuse to believe "she" is for real. Seems like it's some elaborate Rick Roll.
                      Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                      Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                      John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                      Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                      Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                      • #12
                        Well yeah,. Her website name spelled VAPID. It was a giant hoax. But one that provided entertainment.
                        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                        • #13
                          Who is this Valerie you speak of?
                          Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                          Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                          POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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                          • #14
                            There was a thread on CHUD yesterday with a new member who said she was a reviewer and writer. Her reviews were hilariously awful. She reviewed THe Clone Wars and stated that Star Wars started with Episode I-III and that the original trilogy was released "after" on dvd only and was never shown in theaters. It was hilarious. It was one giant troll effort and made me laugh pretty hard.
                            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                            • #15
                              It's gotta be fake, but it sure is funny as hell

                              http://valeriewriter.wordpress.com/
                              Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                              Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                              John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                              Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                              Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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