REVAMP! PODCAUST 2.0

[Ari]

I raise 1 crazy woman and deal with 4 Hispanic dogs, you deep fried fail.

[nerdious dorkus]

I'm going to have to give it to Ari. He has to deal with "presents" all the place when he gets home. At least with kids, there's diapers and toilets.

[Ari]

Actually, Bryan told me a story once that totally beats anything the dogs have ever done.

[Abraham Smashington]

If it involves his kid shitting in a dresser, I want to know.

[Ari]

I don't think a dresser was involved.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

Well one time my kid took off his diaper in the middle of our living room and was running around showing us his heat. He stopped running and stood by the side of the couch where my middle kid was sitting. All of a sudden he starts saying "Ewwwww" We pay no mind because this is one of the few words he knew at the time...until my middle kids starts making the throw up sound. We look over and there's a big yellow pile of diarrhea on the floor and on my middle kids hand.

Another time, a long time ago...I had a really sweet straw hat that was made like a baseball cap...It cost me about $40, and I never really wore it which is a shame. I used to keep it in my closet on a low shelf. My middle kid loved the hat when he was a baby and used to always play with it. One day while at work I get a call from my wife semi laughing...She asks me how much I liked my hat. Immediately I knew something went wrong. She continues to tell me that while she was in the shower he grabbed my hat, took it to the corner of his bedroom, stripped all of his clothes off and took a steamer right inside my hat...Needless to say, the hat was thrown away.

I win.

[Abraham Smashington]

Awesome.

[Ari]

Those 2 stories are pure gold.

[Captain Russ]

And if you've seen Holy Mountain, you'll know that there is a correlation between shit and gold.

And really? Why the hat, man? Why not in a shoe? That way they'll know way after the fact. In a hat, it's just too obvious.

[Alwyn]

Dugeons and Dragons widget please. Thank you!

good idea... keep 'em coming!

[Abraham Smashington]

Haha. That ain't ever happening. Facebook has that. We dont' need that here.

[Alwyn]

lmao.... and you call yourself a gaming info site...

[Abraham Smashington]

Never called us that. And what the fuck? You gonna program that shit? Fucking dumb. Sorry Nerdious, but that aint happening. Like I said, Facebook already has that.

[Alwyn]

so what's the timeline for said 3.0 rumblings...?

[Abraham Smashington]

depends on your free time. We still need to get shit together in regards to what we talked about before. PM me as opposed to posting here. Don't want to start listing shit and then it turns out we can't/don't end up doing it.