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  • #1

    Can You Survive an Animal Attack?

    http://theirtoys.com/Attack/index.php
    If I were Shé, do you think I'd be operating a taco truck? Shé brings hope. Shé rights the wrongs. Unfortunately, Shé is a myth.
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    <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD>House Cat: </TD><TD>100% Chance</TD></TR><TR class=even><TD>Racoon: </TD><TD>100% Chance</TD></TR><TR><TD>Coyote: </TD><TD>63% Chance</TD></TR><TR class=even><TD>Medium Sized Dog: </TD><TD>45% Chance</TD></TR><TR><TD>Large Dog: </TD><TD>37% Chance</TD< tr> <TR class=even><TD>Wolf:</TD><TD>26% Chance</TD></TR><TR><TD>Small Shark: </TD><TD>37% Chance</TD></TR><TR class=even><TD>Large Shark: </TD><TD>19% Chance</TD></TR><TR><TD>Predetory Cat: </TD><TD>11% Chance</TD></TR><TR class=even><TD>Elephant</TD><TD>4% Chance</TD></TR><TR><TD>Lion or Tiger: </TD><TD>4% Chance</TD></TR><TR class=even><TD>Bear: </TD><TD>0% Chance</TD></TR><TR><TD>Alligator: </TD><TD>0% Chance</TD></TR><TR class=even><TD>Gorilla: </TD><TD>0% Chance</TD></TR><TR><TD>Human:</TD><TD>15% Chance</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
    If I were Shé, do you think I'd be operating a taco truck? Shé brings hope. Shé rights the wrongs. Unfortunately, Shé is a myth.

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    • #3
      <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD>House Cat: </TD><TD>100% Chance</TD></TR><TR class=even><TD>Racoon: </TD><TD>100% Chance</TD></TR><TR><TD>Coyote: </TD><TD>100% Chance</TD></TR><TR class=even><TD>Medium Sized Dog: </TD><TD>100% Chance</TD></TR><TR><TD>Large Dog: </TD><TD>100% Chance</TD< tr> <TR class=even><TD>Wolf:</TD><TD>100% Chance</TD></TR><TR><TD>Small Shark: </TD><TD>100% Chance</TD></TR><TR class=even><TD>Large Shark: </TD><TD>100% Chance</TD></TR><TR><TD>Predetory Cat: </TD><TD>100% Chance</TD></TR><TR class=even><TD>Elephant</TD><TD>100% Chance</TD></TR><TR><TD>Lion or Tiger: </TD><TD>100% Chance</TD></TR><TR class=even><TD>Bear: </TD><TD>100% Chance</TD></TR><TR><TD>Alligator: </TD><TD>100% Chance</TD></TR><TR class=even><TD>Gorilla: </TD><TD>100% Chance</TD></TR><TR><TD>Human:</TD><TD>100% Chance</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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      • #4
        That is complete bullshit.
        If I were Shé, do you think I'd be operating a taco truck? Shé brings hope. Shé rights the wrongs. Unfortunately, Shé is a myth.

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        • #5
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          <img src="http://theirtoys.com/Attack/badges/gd.php?housecat=YES&racoon=YES&coyote=YES&mediumdo g=YES&largedog=YES&wolf=YES&smallshark=YES&largesh ark=90%&wildcat=YES&elephant=YES&liontiger=YES&bea r=YES&gator=YES&gorilla=YES"></a>
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          Ah shit. I've only got a 90% chance on large sharks. I'll be taking a harpoon gun with me then.
          Me quick one want slow

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          • #6
            Harpoon gun? All you need is an oxygen tank and a rifle.

            SMILE YOU SUNOFABITCH!

            *boom!*
            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Lesley View Post
              That is complete bullshit.
              You'd be better glad I can fuck up a gorilla and an alligator. Anything bigger than a house cat and you're fucked.
              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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              • #8
                HAha. Forgot about this thread.
                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                • #9
                  This is awesome...it's blocked though.
                  Instagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgers

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                  • #10
                    <a href="http://theirtoys.com/Attack/" border="0" alt="adult toys">
                    <img src="http://theirtoys.com/Attack/badges/gd.php?housecat=YES&racoon=YES&coyote=93%&mediumdo g=75%&largedog=67%&wolf=56%&smallshark=41%&largesh ark=22%&wildcat=37%&elephant=37%&liontiger=30%&bea r=30%&gator=15%&gorilla=22%"></a>
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                    Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
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                    • #11
                      This guy fought a fucking SHARK. AND WON.
                      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                      • #12
                        Poor shark, would of never have happened if the shark had laser guided missiles.
                        "Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious

                        "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson

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                        • #13
                          He fucking DROWNED A SHARK.
                          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                          • #14
                            Attempted to drown by dragging it behind the boat, 7 spears and a knife to the skull is what killed it.
                            "Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious

                            "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by ScooterLaBeef View Post
                              HE FUCKING KILLED A SHARK.
                              I know.
                              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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