We need your questions!

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

Re: We need your questions!

Two men kissing is fucking odd. I live in LA, party in West Hollywood a lot and it fucking creeps me out. I have nothing against 'mos but it's a trip.

[nerdious dorkus]

Re: We need your questions!

why are parents more accepting of decapitation than two men kissing?

[nerdious dorkus]

Re: We need your questions!

stats for what bryan?

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

Re: We need your questions!

Just for research....I'm compiling stats.

[Abraham Smashington]

Re: We need your questions!

Exactly.

[Ari]

Re: We need your questions!

What's the longest you lasted? I'm not talking foreplay, strictly stroking.

I do not want this question answered.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

Re: We need your questions!

Ari is a ninja and he is a butt-ninja.....

How many songs do you have in your itunes? How much do you actually listen to?

What's the longest you lasted? I'm not talking foreplay, strictly stroking.

[nerdious dorkus]

Re: We need your questions!

which would win in a fight, ninjas or pirates? and do you think it's possible that pirates were gay, especially since they were out on the sea so much? is that where the term butt pirate came from? cause you never hear about butt ninjas.... but, if there was one, would ari be one? he seems very ninja-like... especially with naruto boxers.

[ScooterLaBeef]

Re: We need your questions!

WTF, Scooby Doo can Dukaki in your face?

[Ari]

Re: We need your questions!

Hannah Montana may be smarter, but Scooby Doo can doo-doo.

Sorry, I have no clue why that just came to me.

[Abraham Smashington]

Re: We need your questions!

Yeah, but this is less intrusive. They can just rely on Nintendo saying: "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, YOUR BMI IS FUCKED! YOU'RE FAT! BOYS WON'T LIKE YOU! HANNAH MONTANA IS HOTTER!"

BAM!

instant diet...

[Ari]

Re: We need your questions!

Well if those moms were smart they'd save 100 bucks and just invest in bulimia.

[Abraham Smashington]

Re: We need your questions!

Because all of the beauty pageant moms bought it for their little 8 year old angels so they could finally drop those last 20 pounds....

[Ari]

Re: We need your questions!

McMeatbag, you are a gem sir.

Here's a question: How come I had no problem getting Halo 3, Mario Galaxy, and GTA4 on opening day, but trying to find a Wii Fit is fuckin' impossible?

[Captain Russ]

Re: We need your questions!

Fuck, I start cooking a whole bunch of new shit (the very fact I am is fucking scary...nothing has even gotten close to burning my house down yet), and I'm late to Nerdious' question bogartery. So let's get these inquiries out of the way, shall we?

BAM! Number Juan: If there is one band that you could go back in time to see in their prime, which one would it be and where would you like to see them play? And if it applies, which members of the roster would it be?

THWACK! Number Dos Equis: Will the government finally cowboy the fuck up and just start manufacturing laser guns?

SOCKO! Number Terry Hatcher used to be hot back in the Tango and Cash Days: With the seemingly never-ending cycle of remakes out there, Highlander is being remade without 100 percent less Lambert. Who would you cast in the roles of McCloud, Ramirez, and (shudder to think of anyone aside from Clancy Brown in the role) Kurgan?

SKEET! Arbitrary numbers have been done away with: Will we ever have a great midget action star?

IAMTHELAAAAAAW! Number Five: How is the weather in the north in the summer?

SHAZBUTT! Number Styx: When was the exact moment that you noticed that George Lucas had the Goiter of the Willennium?